Why not just get straight to the point and say "If you want to come inside and have intercourse, that'd be cool"
Instead everyone has to beat around the bush and say stupid, vague things like "you wanna come up for coffee?" because they're too afraid to say the actual words even though the substitute conveys the exact same thing
I've always hated things like that
Because they know there's less chance of getting rejected once their date is in the seduction cave.
Work on your game, bro..
I'd rather have coffee than sex. Especially if I'm making the coffee and the sex is with a condom
Yeah, I always have to tell them I can't drink coffee late at night, it keeps me up!
The female should say...I don't want your penis inside me tonight. Maybe with some foreplay - if you want to kiss and play with my breasts and the mood is right - maybe finger me or perform cunninglingus....that would be good.
Male - yes. Lets do it.
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Male - you want to have sex?
Female - that is crude. I want need to be buttered up.
OP - Did you just watch the Seinfield rerun on this topic?
Reminds me of this video, Ultimate Dating Honesty:
I've never had a guy ask me to come up for coffee after a date. Usually it's just 'you wanna come up for a drink?' which doesn't always lead to sex, just depends on the vibe.
Ask them up to see zoolander
whatthewhatthewhat wrote:
I've never had a guy ask me to come up for coffee after a date. Usually it's just 'you wanna come up for a drink?' which doesn't always lead to sex, just depends on the vibe.
Yes, drink. Coffee sounds like 1975.
Blunt is best wrote:
Instead everyone has to beat around the bush and say stupid, vague things like "you wanna come up for coffee?"
I usually only end up beating around the bush when I don't get invited up for coffee.
coffee>sex wrote:
I'd rather have coffee than sex. Especially if I'm making the coffee and the sex is with a condom
+1
Blunt is best wrote:
Why not just get straight to the point and say "If you want to come inside and have intercourse, that'd be cool"
You've got it the wrong way round, it's have intercourse and come inside.
Anyway, who in their chat up line uses words like intercourse, cunnilingus, penis, breasts, etc?, unless they're reading from a medical dictionary.
"I would like to put the shaft of my penis into your vaginal tunnel and move it back and forth until I ejaculate."
"Um...no."
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"Want a drink?"
"Sure."
Coffee makes you pee. I have a secret video camera for that.
Conundrum wrote:
OP - Did you just watch the Seinfield rerun on this topic?
Yes