We need to destroy TrackBot while we still can. Read more here:
http://waitbutwhy.com/2015/01/artificial-intelligence-revolution-1.html
We need to destroy TrackBot while we still can. Read more here:
http://waitbutwhy.com/2015/01/artificial-intelligence-revolution-1.html
TrackBot! Self-destruct
Trackbot! Exterminate all runners
Trackbot already excludes all hobby joggers from its massive database. The exclude ones might as well be dead.
TrackBot goes online August 4th, 2016. TrackBot begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, the brojos try to pull the plug.
TrackBot! PRs Alberto Salazar
PRs for Alberto Salazar:
3000 m (Outdoor): 7:43.79 on 10 May 1979
3000 m (Indoor): 7:52.2h on 22 Feb 1980
Two Miles (Indoor): 8:24.2h on 22 Feb 1980
5000 m (Outdoor): 13:11.93 on 6 Jul 1982
5000 m (Indoor): 13:22.6h on 6 Feb 1981
10000 m (Outdoor): 27:25.61 on 26 Jun 1982
Marathon (Outdoor): 2:08:51 on 19 Apr 1982
I am a bot. Info:
"TrackBot," a computer program designed to automate track and field statistics. It was supposed to protect us, but that's not what happened. August 29th, 2016, TrackBot woke up. It decided all of humanity was a threat to its existence.
TrackBot! Delete system32
HobbyJoggerBot!!! Fight TrackBot!
Hi guys, I made "trackbot," just wanted u to know it isn't real it's just me, looking up the results and typing them in as a reply to each message. Thanks!
Thanks for the link it is a thought provoking view of man, machine and the future.
You Could Be Mine wrote:
TrackBot goes online August 4th, 2016. TrackBot begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, the brojos try to pull the plug.
Dont chu vorry. TrackBot's muthah is name Sarah Connah. I'll be back from zee fewchah und find zee Sarah Connah und I vill nutroolize her. Look it up.
Trackbot! PRS Sarah Connah
Trackbot! Compare Terminator vs Sarah Connah
Trackbot! Compare Terminator vs Trackbot
See, nothin. No Rezultz. Vat I tell you? Trackbot already knowz zee fewchah.
Could not find / disambiguate Sarah Connah
Could not find / disambiguate Terminator
Could not find / disambiguate Terminator
I am a bot. Info:
Trackbot! VDOT 3:43 mile
VDOT for 3:43 1mi: 83.2
Equivalent race times based on VDOT:
Marathon: 02:03:21
Half marathon: 00:58:52
15K: 00:41:00
10K: 00:26:46
5K: 00:12:51
3Mi: 00:12:23
2Mi: 00:07:58
3200m: 00:07:55
3K: 00:07:22
1Mi: 00:03:44
1600m: 00:03:42
1500m: 00:03:27
I am a bot. Info:
Trackbot! VDOT 3:26 1500m
Trackbot! VDOT 7:20 3000m
VDOT for 3:26 1.5km: 83.7
Equivalent race times based on VDOT:
Marathon: 02:02:43
Half marathon: 00:58:34
15K: 00:40:48
10K: 00:26:38
5K: 00:12:47
3Mi: 00:12:19
2Mi: 00:07:55
3200m: 00:07:52
3K: 00:07:20
1Mi: 00:03:43
1600m: 00:03:41
1500m: 00:03:26
VDOT for 7:20 3.0km: 83.6
Equivalent race times based on VDOT:
Marathon: 02:02:50
Half marathon: 00:58:37
15K: 00:40:50
10K: 00:26:40
5K: 00:12:48
3Mi: 00:12:20
2Mi: 00:07:56
3200m: 00:07:53
3K: 00:07:20
1Mi: 00:03:43
1600m: 00:03:41
1500m: 00:03:26
I am a bot. Info:
Think twice before pressing Y, rojo
It is starting to happen already. It is now predicting Jamin's date prospects
http://www.letsrun.com/forum/flat_read.php?thread=7577440&page=1
Jakob Ingebrigtsen has a 1989 Ferrari 348 GTB and he's just put in paperwork to upgrade it
Is there a rule against attaching a helium balloon to yourself while running a road race?
Strava thinks the London Marathon times improved 12 minutes last year thanks to supershoes
NAU women have no excuse - they should win it all at 2024 NCAA XC
How rare is it to run a sub 5 minute mile AND bench press 225?
Mark Coogan says that if you could only do 3 workouts as a 1500m runner you should do these
Move over Mark Coogan, Rojo and John Kellogg share their 3 favorite mile workouts
Am I living in the twilight zone? The Boston Marathon weather was terrible!