Most fat people walk like they have a cucumber up their but hole.. they spread their legs far apart to try and prevent them from rubbing together.. shifting their weight side to side when they walk. they usually use vasaline to prevent a rash from developing
sumo wrestler wrote:
Most fat people walk like they have a cucumber up their but hole.. they spread their legs far apart to try and prevent them from rubbing together.. shifting their weight side to side when they walk. they usually use vasaline to prevent a rash from developing
I wonder how someone like this could become as fast as Asbel chopstick kiprop over the metric mile distance
Eat an extra large "EVERYTHING (but the kitchen sink) Pizza" before they get out of bed in the morning, and again when they get in bed at night (LOT of crumbs in those fat people beds)
This thread might be of interest to you all:
https://www.reddit.com/r/loseit/comments/ob38u/whats_the_most_embarrassing_fatperson_thing_youve/
From years of observation at buffets -
1. Get a freaking huge serving (or two) of salad at a soup and salad place. I can almost read their mind - they decided to take the healthy option today by hitting the healthiest buffet in town.
2. They don't really get up and down often. But when they do get up, they make it count. They take their tray and fill it up each time, whereas we grab a plate.
3. Use drink glasses for soft serve.
4. Use two seats, one for each cheek (one guy - true story).
5. Spend a long time there - way over an hour. Talking and grazing. We're in and out in 40 min, tops. We leave before we have a chance to get hungry again. These guys live in this netherworld where they are never really hungry or full, continuously topping up.
6. Salads always have heavy dressing and cheese,
7. They always have a drink, but never water.
I like the reddit thread. Very humanizing. Nice contrast to the rest of this thread. Sad little trolls turning this fine message board into a mash up of Stormfront, 4chan, and Runners World.
Push their kid(s) around in a stroller at a major tourist destination when said kid(s) are clearly old enough to walk on their own.
Is there a rule against attaching a helium balloon to yourself while running a road race?
Am I living in the twilight zone? The Boston Marathon weather was terrible!
How rare is it to run a sub 5 minute mile AND bench press 225?
Move over Mark Coogan, Rojo and John Kellogg share their 3 favorite mile workouts
Mark Coogan says that if you could only do 3 workouts as a 1500m runner you should do these
Jakob Ingebrigtsen has a 1989 Ferrari 348 GTB and he's just put in paperwork to upgrade it