Lying about PR's to get girls

Both of your PRs are "meh." Allow the dude to have at it. Nothing special about your times.

Say nothing, but try to get your buddy, her, and yourself into the same 5K soon. Let your legs do the talking.

actually 1 2 3 wrote:

I found out that he had been lying to her about his PRs.

That's ok. Dude's gotta do what's needed to get poon.

And not just lying, he said his PRs are even faster than mine!

WHAT????

Expose the b@stard.

Say nothing, but try to get your buddy, her, and yourself into the same 5K soon. Let your legs do the talking.

He'll be forever injured from this point forward of course. It will be next to impossible for this to occur. Unless he's delusional and thinks he can convince his mind to run sub-16 overnight... because he really wants it.

I'd be more concerned with this girl's lack of Google. The first things you check before agreeing to go on a date: 1) That they're not a serial killer. 2) Their PRs.

Your buddy is 100X better looking than you.

You will never be able to bang the chick.

Sorry.

The fact that you think a faster 5K PR will win a girls heart (runner or not) proves that you are either 14 years old or 26 years old with the social skills of a 14 year old.

Your idea of friendship differs from mine.

Do anything you got to do to get the girl.

First of all, are you really that petty?

Second, don't be a shit friend.

Third, if you still won't listen, invite them to do a track workout with you and smoke him.

10-12 Quarters in 60 type workout.

Guys are rotten, girls are stupid. That's how our species survives.

actually 1 2 3 wrote:

An buddy of mine started dating a girl about two months ago. They met online and connected because they both run. She is pretty attractive in like a casual fit runner girl (Solid body, she wears matching running outfits, PRs are meh).

So, I was recently out with my buddy, this girl and some friends. I was talking running with her and she started bragging about how fast my buddy is. Long story short, I found out that he had been lying to her about his PRs. And not just lying, he said his PRs are even faster than mine!

Should I expose him for the liar that he is? This girl is kind of hot and if she is attracted to runners, maybe I can score with my PRs?

My 5k PR : 15:53.XX

Buddy's actual 5k PR : 19:XX

He told her he was in the low 15's

Wait ... You record you 5k PR to the 100th decimal place??!!!

Jamin is a tool wrote:

The fact that you think a faster 5K PR will win a girls heart (runner or not) proves that you are either 14 years old or 26 years old with the social skills of a 14 year old.

This one right here bears repeating. Your fast time to finish in a race is about as impressive as your fast time to finish in the sack. Go lift some weights or something.

Never lied about anything to impress a girl....ever....ever.

none of us should be judged on what lies we've told to impress the fairer sex

all men spend the first 9 months of life trying to get out

and the rest of our lives trying to get back in

-laz

Invite the pair on a three way run. Then take it inside.

The problem is once you lie real good and get her, about a year later you'll be trying to figure out what lies will get you back out of it.

Actually, no one really cares what your or his pr's are. Then again, if someone lies about their pr's, who knows what else they're hiding. I'm looking at you, Paul Ryan!

No one cares about your PRs except for you and maybe your mamma.

End of thread.