What kind of result would it take to justify crapping your pants?
World Record? Turkey Trot PB?
What kind of result would it take to justify crapping your pants?
World Record? Turkey Trot PB?
just a pb. Actually happened to me believe it or not. It was a half marathon, and well about 5 mins before the start I was like omg oh no, but at this point the lines for the port a potties were at least 20 deep with people starting in later corrals. I knew it would take 15 mins or more if I got out of the first corral and while I could pr on chip time I guess, I wouldn't have people to race so I'd be on my own the whole way. At the time I was in the shape of my life. Tried to hold it as long as I could, but turns out 13 miles is a long way to go and running fast speeds up bowel movements.
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What kind of result would it take to justify crapping your pants?
World Record? Turkey Trot PB?
A 2:17:42 marathon.
A major championship. Think about it. I win, crap my pants in the process and receive plenty of press about it (no such thing as bad press). At first I am embarrassed and the public really rips in to me. BUT WAIT! I won a major championship still, and companies are coming to me with endorsements. Including these endorsements are adult diapers, vitamin companies, clothing lines with the marketing pitch that their clothing will look great even when crapped on. Thus, I am rich and infamous!