How to break the ice with a woman at the gym

This might be the single worst place on earth to ask such a question. I'm serious.

1 inch splits.

Seriously mate? wrote:

1 inch splits.

This way she knows what she has to work with. That is very important. It isn't the ride, but the size of the ship that matters.

Speaking from experience.

Art Vandelay wrote:

This is a serious question, although I enjoy a good laugh so trolls are welcome to reply, too.

I've seen a woman at the gym a few times and am interested. I have no game, though, and was wondering how to best break the ice WITHOUT looking like a creepy stalker.

Any suggestions? Both serious and troll replies will be gratefully received.

Ask her how her training is going. Ask her maybe what she is getting fit for.

Wait until their gallon jug of water starts to get warm. They will appreciate any amount of ice you can provide.

Sounds like a job for an ice pick.

You can't just walk up and break the ice. This needs to be a careful. seductive build-up. Find a treadmill in her line of sight and start cranking out 5:30 pace as effortlessly as possible. Try to make eye contact when you get off, but not a moment before. Then you need to hit the upper body to show that you're not just some dorky runner. Pullups are the most impressive exercise to women because all women suck at pullups. As you go through your routine, start staring at her for increasingly long periods of time. If you have to grunt a lot to get her to look up and notice that you are doing this, so be it. Eventually she will give you a weird look, and that's your cue to look apologetic, quickly walk over and say "I'm sorry, you just look exactly like this girl I crossed paths with while backpacking in Bolivia. I came up on her fighting off a pack of wild dogs with a machete. *gesticulate wildly here* It was the most intense experience of my life." The ice will be broken and you'll roughly 50% laid already.

While she is on the seated leg press, casually walk by and "accidentally" drop the keys to your Lambo next two her.

You: "How much does a polar bear weigh?"

Her: "Enough to break the ice!"

You: "No, 1400 pounds, you dumb broad."

Turn and walk away. She will LOVE it!!!

You aren't that loser at my gym who keeps looking over at me?

Seriously I'm not into running weeds, I only go for well hu*g X-fitters.

Ask her to wipe down your "equipment".

guy bunny gal wrote:

You aren't that loser at my gym who keeps looking over at me?

Seriously I'm not into running weeds, I only go for well hu*g X-fitters.

Well hug x-fitters? Is that a type of plumber that gives great hugs?

The timeless art of seduction, Art. Alternatively, feats of strength.

Try the veal wrote:

The timeless art of seduction, Art. Alternatively, feats of strength.

But first comes the airing of grievances.

Bro, do me a favor and stay away from the HAWT chicks at the gym. They're not interested in SKINNY/SCRAWNY runners. They want BUFF bros, the complete PACKAGE if you will.

In the end, you could try to BUFF up, eat ridiculous amounts of animal fat and protein while working out hard (heavy weights, many reps, many sets), basically until you have to barf and then repeat. But that would take at least half a year until you gained significant MUSCLE MASS and that lady would even start noticing you.

Like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiZ4_R6q2mg

XFIT BRO THE REAL ONE 1 wrote:

Bro, do me a favor and stay away from the HAWT chicks at the gym. They're not interested in SKINNY/SCRAWNY runners. They want BUFF bros, the complete PACKAGE if you will.

In the end, you could try to BUFF up, eat ridiculous amounts of animal fat and protein while working out hard (heavy weights, many reps, many sets), basically until you have to barf and then repeat. But that would take at least half a year until you gained significant MUSCLE MASS and that lady would even start noticing you.

Broidiotfit newsflash that extra 8 lb layer of baby fat is not muscle you have put on carrying chains around on your shoulders and yanking up and down on ropes tied to a weight machine. So quit flexing your blubber in the mirror and taking selfies because you aren't impressing any chicks either.

XFIT BRO THE REAL ONE 1 wrote:

Bro, do me a favor and stay away from the HAWT chicks at the gym. They're not interested in SKINNY/SCRAWNY runners. They want BUFF bros, the complete PACKAGE if you will.

In the end, you could try to BUFF up, eat ridiculous amounts of animal fat and protein while working out hard (heavy weights, many reps, many sets), basically until you have to barf and then repeat. But that would take at least half a year until you gained significant MUSCLE MASS and that lady would even start noticing you.

I bet you know a lot about PACKAGES ;)

funny but stupid

it is simple. When she leaves the gym, go up to the desk clerk and hand them an ear ring or something and tell them that you think it belongs to the lady who just left. They will show you her picture and say is that her? You now have her name. Now that you have her name, next time you are there ask the clerk if she is married, cause you would like to met her but you do not want to bother anyone who is married. They'll tell you.

When you next see her at the gym, you say hey are you "name" and she says yes, then tell her your name and say "I'm sorry I remember your name but not how I know you, can you help me out?" You will then engage in a quick rundown of her school, job, etc. history. And yours: successful, single, etc.(Make it good: "Did you work at Goldman Sachs a few years ago?" etc.) At the end just say, "Sorry, I just can't figure out how I know you but it was nice to meet you again or for the first time, take care". That's it.

If she is interested she will come up to you next time and initiate a conversation. If not, not. This is how the game is played by winners.