Why are so many people worried about shorts vs tights?

plain jane wrote:

Jesus, no wonder runners get such a bad wrap.

Runners get a bad wrap because some of them wear shorts over tights.

plain jane wrote:

Personally, I think the guy who is worried about his friend wearing shorts over tights may be in the closet.

How do you know he is not out of the closet? He never pretended to be hetero, did he?

plain jane wrote:

Jesus, no wonder runners get such a bad wrap. What's the story with all of these threads focusing on whether they should tell their running buddies that they shouldn't be wearing shorts over tights and others that wonder if they should just wear tights or shorts in cold weather. Holy Christ, what is wrong with you idiots? Just go out and run in whatever works for you. Personally, I think the guy who is worried about his friend wearing shorts over tights may be in the closet. I tell my running buddies to wear as much crap as they can over their skin tight clothes so I don't have to see the outline of their junk. I was just shocked to see thread after thread taking this topic so seriously. Discuss.

Damned if ya do, damned if ya don't. Folks get made fun of in here for all manner of things, including asking about how to keep someone from getting made fun of. I wouldn't worry about it too much.

PS- Don't tell my wife I am gay, kk?

thejeff wrote:

[quote]plain jane wrote:

PS- Don't tell my wife I am gay, kk?

Your secret is safe with us!

plain jane wrote:

thejeff wrote:

[quote]plain jane wrote:

PS- Don't tell my wife I am gay, kk?

Your secret is safe with us!

Merry Christmas!

PSS- The perfect well to conceal that your gay is to find a wife. So, good work.

PSSS- I hope you get to see those dick-lines

Merry Christmas![/quote]

And it could be even more merry if we can get our buddies out of those shorts so we can see those sweet contours a bit more.

plain jane wrote:

Merry Christmas!

And it could be even more merry if we can get our buddies out of those shorts so we can see those sweet contours a bit more.[/quote]

Dude... all jokes aside... you have really put some thought into this...

I am married too and my wife and kids are annoying the living s#$t out of me so I've decided to be a troll to make the time pass a bit more enjoyably. I think my time is up though so I will leave you alone as you search for the perfect onesie.

plain jane wrote:

I am married too and my wife and kids are annoying the living s#$t out of me so I've decided to be a troll to make the time pass a bit more enjoyably. I think my time is up though so I will leave you alone as you search for the perfect onesie.

lol same :-)

Be good, dude.

Why don't you 2 get a room.

fred wrote:

Why don't you 2 get a room.

Jesus, two guys become friends on a message board, talk about their annoying wives, and are looking for skin tight onesies, and you have to go there huh?