Do they rank the highest?
Do they rank the highest?
no, nobody really wants to hang with a turkey winner
the guy that paces a hot girl to first and he just happens to win 3rd place in his age group and a pecan pie (not pumpkin) ... that is who you want to be
there is a sweet spot to everything in life you're either in it or you're not
No, hunks from Gold's Gym actually rank the highest. Good question though.
You know there are some pretty fast Turkey Trot winners around the country.
all about the medals wrote:
the guy that paces a hot girl to first and he just happens to win 3rd place in his age group and a pecan pie (not pumpkin) ... that is who you want to be
Normally those are the guys that come back out of shape and need an excuse not to race since they are afraid they will lose.
"Nah, I am just going to pace my girlfriend today but I totally could have won."
Step your game up, troll. Your threads are horrible.
No, but corny ass detractors of races like this, thinking they are above these type races are.
I know a guy, not attractive, not smart at all, the most awkward guy I've ever met, and treats girls like crap. He's not fast at all by Letsrun standards (he doesn't even look like he's fast) , but fast enough to win a small town turkey trot. And somehow GIRLS ARE ALL OVER HIM! So yes something about the scent of a turkey trot victory pie lingers all year and draws in girls like flies to honey.
I think I'll drive out to his town Thanksgiving for the sole purpose of sitting on him for 3 miles and outkicking him to a fresh pecan pie and hopefully a hot new girlfriend who I don't even have to be nice to.
Captina X wrote:
Do they rank the highest?
Only on the 'most likely to be a basement dweller' roster.
aww, don't worry you might win one some day.
Captina X wrote:
Do they rank the highest?
No way! The guys who are jealous that they CAN'T win a Turkey Trot so they make sarcastic posts on LRC are WAY hotter!
Is there a rule against attaching a helium balloon to yourself while running a road race?
Am I living in the twilight zone? The Boston Marathon weather was terrible!
How rare is it to run a sub 5 minute mile AND bench press 225?
Move over Mark Coogan, Rojo and John Kellogg share their 3 favorite mile workouts
Mark Coogan says that if you could only do 3 workouts as a 1500m runner you should do these
Red Bull (who sponsors Mondo) calls Mondo the pole vaulting Usain Bolt. Is that a fair comparison?