Ha-hah! Amateurs. You forgot the most important thing: Pre-race carb loading!
YAAAYY carb loading!!!!!!
Ha-hah! Amateurs. You forgot the most important thing: Pre-race carb loading!
YAAAYY carb loading!!!!!!
You realize that this is exactly what Meb thinks of all of you every time you "toe the line" in your 5 inch shorts with extra gel in your pockets and compression socks on your feet. Man, you guys are idiots if you don't think you give him, Wilson, Denis, Bernard, and the others a good laugh. You're all losers, too. Keep chasing your PRS from college and pretending to your wife that you're a semi-elite. Haha.
Up with people yay us! wrote:
Ha-hah! Amateurs. You forgot the most important thing: Pre-race carb loading!
YAAAYY carb loading!!!!!!
We're not all amateurs. My running club is having a spaghetti dinner on Wednesday, so we'll be ready. Post race we have chocolate milk waiting for us. So some of us know what we're doing.
Unless you are a pro runner you are a "hobby jogger." Even if you are a pro runner you contribute nothing useful to society, so who cares how fast you can run in girly shorts.
Gobble Gobble Turkeys wrote:
... fast you can run in girly shorts.
I thought that was my little secret.
I'm still not sure wrote:
what is a hobby jogger.
A non elite runner?....ðŸ˜
seriously, what kind of bum cant run a 5K in 15 minutes
Meb actually likes midpack and back of the pack runners. He's human, unlike the OP.
carbo loading might have saved me from the jitters last year from a late start and no food, but I still beat my pr, and yes, I was 103 seconds better than on the track in college in the 10k, a mere 25 years later. gobble gobble.
Echidna wrote:
Meb actually likes midpack and back of the pack runners. He's human, unlike the OP.
Do you think he might have been trolling?
You got trolled. Hard.
No trolling here...move along now.
Got my Mileys in!!!
I don't think I even qualify as a hobby jogger. I run one race a year that I don't even train for... the TURKEY TROT!!! I'm gonna line up in the front, go out hard for a few hundred feet, making sure to look good for the camera, then jog and chat with my bff.
I'm still not sure wrote:
what is a hobby jogger.
I looked it up on Wikipedia. It is someone who does jogging for a hobby.
Interesting ! Who would have thought?
I was hoping that I would be ready to break out the hot dog costume for my costumed sub-15 attempt, but I haven't quite mastered the aerodynamics in costume. I may have some private trainings with my coach ahead of next year's race to work on this so I can finally do the deed.
Looking forward to trottin' AND carbo-loading - I'm doing a full 10k!
HobbyJ wrote:
Looking forward to trottin' AND carbo-loading - I'm doing a full 10k!
Very ambitious, you sure you will make it the whole way?
Yo I'm doing the full 5k marathon. Last year i followed a 5 day plan and ran over 45 minutes. I don't think I'm in good as shape this year so I'll probably only run half that long. You guys that run for only 15 minutes are pathetic. I haven't trained since last year's race but I am ready to go - Wow I can't believe i've been a runner for a year arleady! I need to go get my running playlist ready.
sam joe wall wrote:
You ready?
Yes.
You?
Thanks for asking wrote:
sam joe wall wrote:You ready?
Yes.
You?
YES!!! I will turkey trot PR this year!!!
Gobble gobble!!!
Is there a rule against attaching a helium balloon to yourself while running a road race?
Am I living in the twilight zone? The Boston Marathon weather was terrible!
How rare is it to run a sub 5 minute mile AND bench press 225?
Move over Mark Coogan, Rojo and John Kellogg share their 3 favorite mile workouts
Mark Coogan says that if you could only do 3 workouts as a 1500m runner you should do these
Red Bull (who sponsors Mondo) calls Mondo the pole vaulting Usain Bolt. Is that a fair comparison?