Drunken head football coach Steve Sarkisian fired from World's #1 NFL & Olympic Medal university

Sark is on PEDS

no more football

Sark can party with the Irish drunkards this weekend at the ND-USC FB game.

I'm telling you. Drinking just isn't worth it. It causes so many many many problems. Yet people in my day embarrassed those that didn't drink at college and elsewhere. The pressure to drink was overwhelming.

Luckily, it's not the 70s anymore. Drinking is no longer cool. Drinking is for LOSERS. Period. There is no longer such pressure to drink in college and that is a good thing.

Sark showed up drunk at an alumni party with AD Pat Haden, and tried to make speech. Sark was so wasted, Pat Haden had to yank him off the stage. Not exactly 'The Right Stuff. ;-)

USC SUKKKKS wrote:

USC SUKKKKZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

F*ck off, Randy.

What an embarrasment.

They probably found his stash of booze on campus. Drinking at work, and hiding booze at work, will result in instant firings like this.

Allegedly showed up to practice drunk. That'll get you fired at most any job.

lolololololol wrote:

Allegedly showed up to practice drunk. That'll get you fired at most any job.

even at the University of Spoiled Children

drinking sucks wrote:

There is no longer such pressure to drink in college and that is a good thing.

Lol what?

How much will it burn the Duck fans if the replacement is Chip Kelly as presently rumored?

he expense reported all his drinking!??...

http://www.latimes.com/sports/usc/la-sp-usc-sarkisian-washington-20151012-story.html

Anyone sense lawsuit? Could he sue the colleges because they had to have known about his problem with those expense reports, but didn't say anything! They enabled him!!! Wow!

From the article above:

"At the Arizona Biltmore in Phoenix for a Pac-12 Conference head coach meetings, Sarkisian ran up $106 in minibar charges in one day in May 2012 and spent more than $1,600 over two days at the Renaissance Indian Wells Resort and Spa's pool bar in 2013"

coach d wrote:

How much will it burn the Duck fans if the replacement is Chip Kelly as presently rumored?

Ronnie Lott is not interested. He's too busy lving in Silicon valley and running his investment business to mess with college FB.

He was drunk while coaching the Arizona St game earlier this season. His drinking exploits are legendary:

The L.A. Times also obtained over 800 pages of receipts and expense reports from Sarkisian’s time at Washington, which were loaded with alcohol purchases. In June of 2011 he paid a $722.52 bill — which included 83 beers and 12 shots of vodka — at 10:16 a.m. at a Washington golf resort; he rang up a $1,600 tab over two days at a hotel’s poolside bar in 2013; and he ordered 91 shots of tequila during two visits to a restaurant, racking up a $1,023 bill.

Damn.

Hollywood TV execs have been pandering UCLA, Stanford, Berkeley, and USC for decades to split off the top 4 Olympics universities into a pre-Olympics league with individual contracts for student-athletes. You can piss that idea down the concrete L.A. River ;-)

This might be the wrong place to post but since Sarkisian coached at both it seems relevant. Which school is better academically, USC or UW?

Washington or SoCal wrote:

This might be the wrong place to post but since Sarkisian coached at both it seems relevant. Which school is better academically, USC or UW?

UW is ranked abobe USC by Shanghai, which is what most counselors use these days.

Typical BYU grad !!!!