All my friends are getting married

Soon they\'ll get kids, a new car and a new house. Lots of happy pics!

And you'll be stuck on letsrun.

And one pu$$? For the rest of their lives...

wowwdude wrote:

And one pu$$? For the rest of their lives...

I just don't get it. There' s a reason the MAJORITY of marriages end in divorce or separation. It's not normal. Biology wants us to spread our seeds, not constrict ourselves to one person. Google the "Coolidge Effect" it's the reason so many dudes and gals cheat. I can understand polyamorous relations, but monogamy?? You'd think this would be phasing out by now, seems very antiquated

Become a hermit, train like a boss, and then bring home a medal for the good old MF US of A.

5.5 inches wrote:

Become a hermit, train like a boss, and then bring home a medal for the good old MF US of A.

this

I love how letsrun posters think married people are dumb. Ya, I'm sure none of the leaders in this world have figured this out.

Most of the successful people in this world are/were married. Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Obama, Bush, Clinton . . . almost every U.S. president. (I believe 1 didn't marry & had his niece as the first lady.) Charles Darwin, Einstein & on & on. Sure there's the rare exception like Tesla, but you see the trend here. Ya, divorce stats aren't promising, but know ahead of time that you'll have to work at your marriage & make sure you pick a good one. Don't hate on married folks.

Are the brojos married or "confirmed bachelors"?????

married to the game wrote:

wowwdude wrote:

And one pu$$? For the rest of their lives...

I just don't get it. There' s a reason the MAJORITY of marriages end in divorce or separation. It's not normal. Biology wants us to spread our seeds, not constrict ourselves to one person. Google the "Coolidge Effect" it's the reason so many dudes and gals cheat. I can understand polyamorous relations, but monogamy?? You'd think this would be phasing out by now, seems very antiquated

Do you write for "The Onion" or some other satirical publication?

I believe one got married a few years ago - I'll try to see if I can find the article

Looks like Rojo was at least engaged, and Wejo was at least one point married

http://www.cornellbigred.com/staff.aspx?staff=152

http://www.letsrun.com/forum/flat_read.php?thread=3140950&page=0

Don't worry, it always ends in D.

Opunion wrote:

Do you write for "The Onion" or some other satirical publication?

No, but I'd like to. Can you get me a job?

you Nikola Ts wrote:

I love how letsrun posters think married people are dumb. Ya, I'm sure none of the leaders in this world have figured this out.

Most of the successful people in this world are/were married. Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Obama, Bush, Clinton . . . almost every U.S. president. (I believe 1 didn't marry & had his niece as the first lady.) Charles Darwin, Einstein & on & on. Sure there's the rare exception like Tesla, but you see the trend here. Ya, divorce stats aren't promising, but know ahead of time that you'll have to work at your marriage & make sure you pick a good one. Don't hate on married folks.

I don't think you're dumb, I just think you're using the wrong brain. Me, I follow mini-me. Sure my pecker might land me in some teeth from time to time, but even 3 wrong craws is better than 1 right one.

Come on bro!

We live in a world where men become women and kill other people with metal boxes and then win awards for courage!! Times are a'changing, good friend. Are you ready to ride the wave?

Here's the rest of their story:

http://imgur.com/gallery/vOozw3Z

We will not have true marriage equality until man and fart can be union.

married to the game wrote:

wowwdude wrote:

And one pu$$? For the rest of their lives...

I just don't get it. There' s a reason the MAJORITY of marriages end in divorce or separation. It's not normal. Biology wants us to spread our seeds, not constrict ourselves to one person. Google the "Coolidge Effect" it's the reason so many dudes and gals cheat. I can understand polyamorous relations, but monogamy?? You'd think this would be phasing out by now, seems very antiquated

The MAJORITY of marriages end in divorce because it is the same people getting multiple divorces. The majority of PEOPLE do not get divorced.

Marriage isn't dying out because it is a symbol of Christ's love for the church. I hope you don't mind hearing that.

thejeff wrote:

married to the game wrote:

I just don't get it. There' s a reason the MAJORITY of marriages end in divorce or separation. It's not normal. Biology wants us to spread our seeds, not constrict ourselves to one person. Google the "Coolidge Effect" it's the reason so many dudes and gals cheat. I can understand polyamorous relations, but monogamy?? You'd think this would be phasing out by now, seems very antiquated

The MAJORITY of marriages end in divorce because it is the same people getting multiple divorces. The majority of PEOPLE do not get divorced.

Marriage isn't dying out because it is a symbol of Christ's love for the church. I hope you don't mind hearing that.

People are wonky about christian rules regarding marriage.

How many people actually wait until marriage? After all, ain't that the reason we have colleges? Nobody's saving themselves for marriage these days. The institution is disrespected on a second-by-second orgasmic basis

gettin-it-in wrote:

thejeff wrote:

The MAJORITY of marriages end in divorce because it is the same people getting multiple divorces. The majority of PEOPLE do not get divorced.

Marriage isn't dying out because it is a symbol of Christ's love for the church. I hope you don't mind hearing that.

People are wonky about christian rules regarding marriage.

How many people actually wait until marriage? After all, ain't that the reason we have colleges? Nobody's saving themselves for marriage these days. The institution is disrespected on a second-by-second orgasmic basis

You know, back in the day, folks got married at age 12 and died by age 35... I no time for pre/extra-marital affairs. I think we both know who to blame for all the hanky-panky: western medicine ;-)

The REAL Hingle McCringleberry wrote:

We will not have true marriage equality until man and fart can be union.

Oooh, call me, fella.