Dafne Schippers
YOB: 1992
100 m
2011: 11.19 (19 yo hepathlete)
2013 11.09 (hepathlete) -0.8%
2014: 11.03 -0.5%
2015: 10.81 -1.9%
200 m
2011: 22.69 (19 yo hepathlete)
2014: 22.03 -2.9%
2015: 21.63 -1.8%
Elaine Thompson
YOB: 1992
100 m
2013: 11.41
2014: 11.17 -2.1%
2015: 10.84 -2.9%
200 m
2014: 23.23
2015: 21.66 -6.7%
Shelly-Ann Fraser-Pryce
YOB: 1986
100 m
2007: 11.31
2008: 10.78 -4.7%
Conclusion: Both Lainey and Shelly are objectively fishier than Skip-Skip.