Drug cheats in loca road races

find a dark alley...

You do nothing. You let it go. You don't obsess. You move on.

Don't let this loser mess with us.

http://www.usada.org/athletes/playclean/

you crack this cheating punkassbitch doper across the kneecaps with a baseball bat

You should one up him and start doping. If the only reason he beats you is because he dopes, then you should beat him if you dope. After all it's only the drugs that make him better. It has nothing to do with natural talent and/or training.

Back alley EPO wrote:

You should one up him and start doping. If the only reason he beats you is because he dopes, then you should beat him if you dope. After all it's only the drugs that make him better. It has nothing to do with natural talent and/or training.

Yeah why don't we all just dope idiot

Yeah that's do it wrote:

Back alley EPO wrote:

You should one up him and start doping. If the only reason he beats you is because he dopes, then you should beat him if you dope. After all it's only the drugs that make him better. It has nothing to do with natural talent and/or training.

Yeah why don't we all just dope idiot

Or you can cry about it here and keep running your 15 min 5ks

Viva la vida loca!

Back alley EPO wrote:

Yeah that's do it wrote:

Yeah why don't we all just dope idiot

Or you can cry about it here and keep running your 15 min 5ks

I cannot believe that this guy is actually saying that a 15 minute road 5k is bad. Literally laughing at how much of a loser this guy must be hahahahahaha

Back alley EPO wrote:

Yeah that's do it wrote:

Yeah why don't we all just dope idiot

Or you can cry about it here and keep running your 15 min 5ks

I cannot believe that this guy is actually saying that a 15 minute road 5k is bad. Literally laughing at how much of a loser this guy must be hahahahahaha

What to do with.... wrote:

What do you do when a local elite runner in a community takes testosterone and then goes and cleans up the local road race prizes? There isn't ways local road races are going to regulate that, however it's obviously cheating and the 40+ year old runner admits to it for "health purposes." He had been on it for 2 years after collapsing during a half marathons bc he tried an only greens diet (duh) and then tested slightly low for his testosterone levels. Som health nut doc wrote him a rx for testosterone and he has since tried going off it but couldn't perform the same and so he's just stayed on it. He trains hard and runs fast, but he's getting extra help. What do you do in this situation?

If he takes testosterone, you take EPO.

If he takes EPO, you use blood doping.

What to do with.... wrote:

What do you do when a local elite runner in a community takes testosterone and then goes and cleans up the local road race prizes?

I'd start by laughing at him for spending a thousand dollars a year on a drug so that he could win a few plastic trophies and gift cards to the local running shop.

What to do with.... wrote:

What do you do when a local elite runner in a community takes testosterone and then goes and cleans up the local road race prizes? There isn't ways local road races are going to regulate that, however it's obviously cheating and the 40+ year old runner admits to it for "health purposes." He had been on it for 2 years after collapsing during a half marathons bc he tried an only greens diet (duh) and then tested slightly low for his testosterone levels. Som health nut doc wrote him a rx for testosterone and he has since tried going off it but couldn't perform the same and so he's just stayed on it. He trains hard and runs fast, but he's getting extra help. What do you do in this situation?

A local elite? You should be looking to him for advice. Next race, go up to him when he's in a group and ask for advice; in particular, ask him how the doping thing is working for him, and if you can get a referral to his doctor. I'm sure he'll appreciate the opportunity to mentor a lesser runner.

Just get someone to look official and tell him to pee in a cup after a race. If he runs away there you go. If he's got small testies and boobies then you've got your answer too.

"If he takes testosterone, you take EPO.

If he takes EPO, you use blood doping."

-just goes to show the lack of knowledge on this board. Average age here? Maybe 19-ish, with the majority interested in track and field for approx 2 years. Incidentally, utilization of Epo IS blood doping. Moral of the story: don't come here for advice on anything.

laughing at him wrote:

What to do with.... wrote:

What do you do when a local elite runner in a community takes testosterone and then goes and cleans up the local road race prizes?

I'd start by laughing at him for spending a thousand dollars a year on a drug so that he could win a few plastic trophies and gift cards to the local running shop.

If he's getting a doctor's prescription for the stuff he's probably got insurance paying for it and isn't spending a thousand dollars a year.

All the other replies are incorrect.

It's Lets Run; you name him, shame him and let nature take it's course.

He is competing in masters division at local races. Does it even matter? Seriously, nobody cares about those stupid age group trophies. You will be a better person for not caring about meaningless trinket.