Woman claims relationship with Bigfoot: trying to start family - how fast will they run a 10k?

depends could be a girl child with lots of hair or a man child hairless with super speed

why does everyone always assume Bigfoot is fast???? show me proof that Bigfoot is fast

^ Indeed. For instance, in those beef jerky commercials (which I take to be authoritative for Bigfoot research), he seems to have much more potential as a thrower. Could be a multi specialist, too.

I have been on several training runs where they come alongside me and keep tempo with me 4:00 mile pace for 5 or 6 miles then they simply accelerate away from me when they get bored. It is scary.

prove it wrote:

why does everyone always assume Bigfoot is fast???? show me proof that Bigfoot is fast

So fast you can barely see him. Like Mike Rossi.

Squatch-tastic wrote:

^ Indeed. For instance, in those beef jerky commercials (which I take to be authoritative for Bigfoot research), he seems to have much more potential as a thrower. Could be a multi specialist, too.

How could it be a multi specialist without speed?

Big strides wrote:

prove it wrote:

why does everyone always assume Bigfoot is fast???? show me proof that Bigfoot is fast

So fast you can barely see him. Like Mike Rossi.

No he is not that fast, he is not a good Dj, or even a good person. He has been mean to me and my kid and Cecily Tynan and lots of others. I will not be intimidated. I will stand up to bullies. It is not even funny to say he is fast because it just gives him attention. I am in AC Facebook me if you want to meet up and follow this woman to catch Bigfoot next weekend.

Uh ... don't fall victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! And much less well known is do not coitus interrupts yeti.

Don't do it.

jkkjiol wrote:

Squatch-tastic wrote:

^ Indeed. For instance, in those beef jerky commercials (which I take to be authoritative for Bigfoot research), he seems to have much more potential as a thrower. Could be a multi specialist, too.

How could it be a multi specialist without speed?

You raise a good question. I was responding too casually, not meaning to get into the finer points of assessing the athletic potential of Bigfoot. I will leave that to mr. ventolin. I was thinking 10k potential when I responded, suggesting that Bigfoot's range of abilities might rather be well-suited to the multi-events. I know Bigfoot is regarded by experts as a very private, even shy, species, but perhaps one is living in someone's basement, and can be persuaded to contribute his or her first-creature perspective.

So fast you can barely see him. Like Mike Rossi.

That brings up a good point. There's certainly more photographic/video evidence of bigfoot running in the woods than there is of Rossi running that marathon.

Even if the bigfoot pics and films are just of some guy in a costume, at least there are SOME shots of SOMETHING!

mmee run fast

mmmee run 12 x 300 at 0:40 on 1/2 rest

what me run 10k in??

Bump

What me can for Bigfoot race?

You know what they say...big feet, small ______

She might be able to have the second coming of Bill Walton. His hairy homeless man beard made him look like a shaved down version of Big Foot.