Each day (or hour) I check Letsrun.com for the latest news on the NOP doping story, but it appears that USADA, Epstein, and the Gouchers are taking their time in making the next move, and I'm becoming impatient.
So, I'm announcing the first ever (unofficial/unsponsored) Letsrun.com Haiku poetry contest to pass the time. Here are the rules:
1. Create a poem that follows the basic Haiku format of 3 lines with 5, 7, and 5 syllables. There's more to Haiku, but we will keep it simple.
2. The subject is anything related to the NOP doping story/investigation/scandal.
3. One submission per post (but create as many fake user names as you'd like).
Maybe the Johnson brothers could be the judges and put the top three on the front page or something as a prize, but creating art is an award unto itself.
Here's my humble submission to start the contest.
Alberto big cheat
shady Androgel nut rub
Galen love massage