Great Lakes Relay 2015

Hungry hungry hippos with the hottest women.

I think that there will be an upset this year. Meat train looked soft last year and lost some of their best runners as a result.

Bennett prudhomme's shorts will look good, but not too good. I heard he's gained weight since his pregnancy.

The best looking girls will likely be on one of the high school teams... as usual.

I am predicting Meat Train will stay on top. With Leo "The Hometown Hero" Foley recently becoming a father he now is running to cement his dynasty as one of GLR's greatest captains ever and will look to pass it on to his children.

Everyone knows the meat train guys got lucky the last 2 years. Not going to happen again this year. All they have is some guy named Jesse who is okay and a bunch of nobodies who can't run 6 minute pace on a good day.

M-10 or Playmakers will win and it won't be close.

Bennet Prud'Homme's shorts will look damn fine.

Team Grinder will have the hottest women.

I think that Gingerbread Girls, who usually have best looking women on lock every year, have enlisted a bunch of men this year.

Has anyone heard of this?

I hear Maverick Darling is signed up to run the relay by himself. Vegas odds have him at 2:1 to the rest of the competition. Anyone taking bets?

I'll be giving out free Androgel massages and will be making Testoboost smoothies if anyone wants some.

Mad Mav will be good, but you never know what kind of deals Bozorg will be making before the trade deadline. Look for this squad to make some big moves and put themselves up in the hunt.

Few here in the GLR newsroom are predicting Meat Train for the 3 peat. No team has three-peated. Especially not with a bunch of six minute/milers.

M-10 figures to come back strong with ankles intact. Always a contender

Playmakers figures to be GLR favorites, will their depth be enough to overwhelm the starpower of the other teams/Maverick?

Bennett Prud'hommes shorts could often look a little better, but always a little worse

Day 2 figures to be a deciding day. Hills and sand galore. What type of shorts will BP trot out that day?

I don't think there is a full blown Playmakers team. The big time promoters have signed away most of the athletes to their respective clubs.

GLR Power Rankings

1. Playmakers

2. M-10

3. Team Grinder

4. Mav running solo

5. Bear force 1

6. Gingerbread boys

7. Some random high school team

8. Meat Train

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100. BPs shorts

Playmakers didn't make a team...should have but didn't. Meat grinder has 4 or 5 playmakers guys and BP and his shorts have 3 of the guys and a girl. Winning the race always depends more on not getting lost than it does with having the most raw talent.

BearForce has a much different look this year...same shenanigans, slightly slower running...calling a Meat Grinder win in 2015!

Day 2 will bring the traditional powers to their knees. Smart money is on Team Grinder

I heard meat grinder is bringing it hard this year to wreck the meat train. I feel sorry for the meat conductor. It's gonna be a bumpy ride. WOO WOOOOO!

Although Meat wagon won't be able to hang with the Gingerbread boys, Playfakers, Bearforce1 or ManGrindr on the trails, at least they should be able to keep up in the bars. As we all know the real competition isn't strictly running fast, but rather running fast while being extremely hungover.

Sources report that Meat Train lost the 2 most important parts of their 2014 victory #iamkazam and their Budweiser sponsorship.

Rumor has it that M10 is bringing in Lex, Stanko, that one dude who Warhurst always told to not f#ck up in "Sub 4," and Sully circa 1998 for this year's team. If true, I'd say they look pretty stout.

That said, I know Meat Train can do it even without the sponsorship on account of their fueling up on Shaq Diesel, Jack3d, and espresso shots.

Oh, and @Reporter Cwebb: it's spelled #iamkazaam

#IAMKAZAAM, out!

All I know is that the Fireball will be out in full force in Grayling for the afterparty. The Team From Day 2 will again be The Team From Day 2.