Sung to the tune of the Beastie Boy's "You gotta fight, for your right, to party".
Coach said "Son, you gotta go under sixty seconds,
Do it four time and you will be a legend".
Jim was the first and Tim was the second.
One went to Congress and the other went to prison
YOU GOTTA RUN....
SUB FOUR...........
TO BE LIKE MAAARRRTY!!!!!
Two tried college without much luck.
Alan was a Wolverine and Lukas was a Duck.
Riding a bike can be a drag.
You can find these two in triathlon mags.
YOU GOTTA RUN.......
SUB FOUR............
TO BE LIKE MAAARRRTY,
Don't hate Mathew for being nineteen,
He ran the same time as Grant in 2015.
When we tweet and text on our electronic toys,
Let's not be jealous of our Sub Four Boys.
YOU GOTTA RUN.....
SUB FOUR......
TO BE LIKE MAAARRRTY!!!
MARTY!!!!
MARTY!!!
MARTY!!!!!!