Help me out here. I'm lost
Help me out here. I'm lost
You shouldn't have to.
If you don't know, it's time to start exploring other options.
Things get complicated when you step out of your comfort zone in the bus station mens room, eh?
Try Grindr.
male virgin wrote:
Help me out here. I'm lost
You enter a 5k she's running. Jog beside her the whole way staring at her intensely.
Then in the finishing straight start jogging backwards and yelling "Gobble gobble MFer".
That's how you do it...
You have picked the wrong forum to ask your question...
Dick in a box.
Tell her you just read a story about plummeting birth rates and you're deeply concerned
Crossfit makes your wang 6" - 8" inches bigger. Then just walk around with it hanging out and women will be all over you.
Tell her that you've run a marathon in 3:11:45.
You'll need to make an offer to sex, typically a WB-11 form
and take it from there.
The supreme law of our land delegates the powers of sex initiation regulation and other such matters to the states. Therefore, you must see the statutory and case law, on a state by state basis, governing such matters. There are forms, procedures and time periods that must be abided by.
Ask your mom, she's a women.
First, you have to give her the right drink.
Ask your boyfriend for a threesome with his wife.
No means no.
Which means yes.
Which means no.
Place her nose squarely into the anus and blow the most earth rattling fart you can muster up.
Hingle McCringleberry wrote:
Place her nose squarely into the anus and blow the most earth rattling fart you can muster up.
Dad? Is that you?
As I like to say:
No means yes. And yes means anal.
We're talking about women, not gay male sex. Try to keep up.
Jakob Ingebrigtsen has a 1989 Ferrari 348 GTB and he's just put in paperwork to upgrade it
Is there a rule against attaching a helium balloon to yourself while running a road race?
How rare is it to run a sub 5 minute mile AND bench press 225?
Am I living in the twilight zone? The Boston Marathon weather was terrible!
Mark Coogan says that if you could only do 3 workouts as a 1500m runner you should do these
Move over Mark Coogan, Rojo and John Kellogg share their 3 favorite mile workouts
Strava thinks the London Marathon times improved 12 minutes last year thanks to supershoes