Did Mike Rossi (viral marathon dad) cheat his way into Boston?

slowerthanu wrote:

Dude is looking fit these days. Sub-20:00 and sub-3:15 seem feasible to me base on this pic:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CUTX5qCWIAASKhR.jpg:large

It does look like he's been training hard... got me thinking maybe somebody has video of him out training, I think I might have found some footage!

FSM wrote:

My guess is most of tickets are gifts from radio stations and DJ venues. Probably bartered the limo. He Rossi'd the b-day is what I'm saying.

He probsbly blew the pizza delivery guy too.

You'd be surprised by how often this gets you free food.

FSM wrote:

My guess is most of tickets are gifts from radio stations and DJ venues. Probably bartered the limo. He Rossi'd the b-day is what I'm saying.

The 76ers are 1-27. People are probably throwing tickets out their car windows, trying to get rid of them.

Mike Ross wrote:

slowerthanu wrote:

Dude is looking fit these days. Sub-20:00 and sub-3:15 seem feasible to me base on this pic:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CUTX5qCWIAASKhR.jpg:large

"this course blows. I cant cheat on an overpass"

Rossi would look even fitter with a proper manzier.

Trollminator wrote:

I'm not critizing his family in any way, just wondering, since they must know he cheated, did he sit them down and have a discussion about it including a "family game plan"? Or is it one of those things that can't be brought up in the house because it's a sensitive topic for dad? Or did he really just lie straight to their faces and remain persistent with it?

...this makes no sense to me, he's dragging them through the mud no matter what by continuing to defend his humongous lie. I couldn't live with myself.

Something I've wondered myself and would love to know. Also be interesting to get a psychologists take on it. At the very least his better half who we can't mention must know and other nearest and dearest will find out later if they don't already know or suspect. Everyone uses the internet these days.

His tweets in the last few hours are really sad when you consider he's only doing it for the benefit of a few trolls on LetsRun and Ken Stillman, he even used #lifeisgood after one of them. He's become a parody of himself, it's sad.

Not Ken Stillman wrote:

His tweets in the last few hours are really sad when you consider he's only doing it for the benefit of a few trolls on LetsRun and Ken Stillman, he even used #lifeisgood after one of them. He's become a parody of himself, it's sad.

Wow man that is pretty harsh and that's coming from a guy that is obsessed with hating him.

He just took his kid to a game a day you have shit all over it.

Rossi pinned to his Twitter account a video saying that he is going to kill someone soon...who is he trying to kill?

Picture me trollin wrote:

Rossi pinned to his Twitter account a video saying that he is going to kill someone soon...who is he trying to kill?

After reading your post I think I will contact the local authorities and FBI too.

Mike, your little friends are wrong. They have been affected by the skepticism of a skeptical age. They do not believe except they see. They think that nothing can be which is not comprehensible by their little minds. All minds, Mike, whether they be men's or children's, are little. In this great universe of ours, man is a mere insect, an ant, in his intellect as compared with the boundless world about him, as measured by the intelligence capable of grasping the whole of truth and knowledge.

Yes, Mike, there is a 3:11 in you. It exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no 3:11 marathon! It would be as dreary as if there were no Mike. There would be no childlike faith then, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence.

We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight. The external light with which childhood fills the world would be extinguished and we would all become like Ken.

Not believe in 3:11?! You might as well not believe in fairies. You might get Letsrun to hire men to watch in all the chimneys on Christmas Eve to catch Santa Claus, but even if you did not see Santa Claus coming down, what would that prove? Nobody sees Santa Claus, but that is no sign that there is no Santa Claus. And the same is true for your racing. The most real things in the world are those that neither children nor men can see. Did you ever see fairies dancing on the lawn? Of course not, but that's no proof that they are not there. Nobody can conceive or imagine all the wonders there are unseen and unseeable in the world.

You tear apart the baby's rattle and see what makes the noise inside, but there is a veil covering the unseen world which not the strongest man, nor even the united strength of all the strongest men that ever lived could tear apart. Only faith, poetry, love, romance, can push aside that curtain and view and picture the supernal beauty and glory beyond. Is it all real? Ah, Mike, in all this world there is nothing else real and abiding.

No BQ, hardly. Thank God! That result lives and lives forever. A thousand years from now, Virginia, nay 10 times 10,000 years from now, the medals will continue to make glad the heart of childhood.

One day when you are gone others will remember your glory. Believe

this thread is going to get me through holidays with the family! I believe!

I believe. Trust in the Force. Your eyes can deceive you. The Farce is with you Mike, always. Believe.

slowerthanu wrote:

Dude is looking fit these days. Sub-20:00 and sub-3:15 seem feasible to me base on this pic:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CUTX5qCWIAASKhR.jpg:large

He does have rather impressive muscularity and definition in the right quadriceps...

Probably due to heavy use of the gas pedal on I-78. (rimshot/splash cymbal)

POD

NY Sun wrote:

One day when you are gone others will remember your glory. Believe

Have you considered a career choice in my inner circle?

Would you like a tour? You get there by "riding on the back of the monster Geryon, the personification of FRAUD , who possesses the face of an honest man 'good of cheer,' but the tail of a scorpion, who flies them down through the YAWNing chasm that separates the eighth circle from the seventh circle, where the violent are punished." By punished I mean rewarded. Doesn't translate well.

It's quite a wild ride, doubt you have anything close to it up there.

Call me maybe?

Well done!

No likes for the birthday party tweets, very sad. You can bet had that party taken place at home with pizza and a DVD, no tweets. Spending a night with his son and his friends is not worth tweeting about unless its self promotional.

#lookatmelookatme!

I don't understand any of this drivel but good job!

And the wife and daughter weren't invited. Awkward. Divorce inevitable.

LMR wrote:

And the wife and daughter weren't invited. Awkward. Divorce inevitable.

Those B-day tweets were a failed attempt at self-promotion, self-validation, and look at me attitude, and it utterly failed. Not one like or retweet, although now that it is again being pointed out, I am sure there will be one by none other than "Look at me Mike."

While the weather has been been fairly mild, something tells me its pretty chilly and cold for Mike at home.

Oh, now bragging to deaf ears for one his daughter....how special...and making memories at an afternoon wedding. What a family guy.