Endgame is to be commended on his/her unique solution and historical precedent to this never-ending nonsense. I fear, however, that the proposal for a duel will run afoul of the authorities, so allow me to propose an alternate solution.
1. Mike and Ken "enter" Alford pleas (they do not admit guilt but agree that a preponderance of the evidence would likely lead to a guilty verdict in a court of law): Mike to cheating at LV, Ken to cyber bullying.
2. At Boston Expo 2016, both gentlemen are placed in the stocks (like in Colonial times). Ten people, led by the brojos and Dave McGillivray, throw tomatoes and rotting vegetables. The other seven spots go to the highest bidders amongst 2015 Boston qualifiers denied entry and LR posters subjected to abuse. Charge $2 admission. Proceeds go to BAA-approved charity.
3. All parties shake hands and the matter is considered closed.