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Blessed be the trolls, Mike, for who else looks at your Twitter page? Not many likes and retweets that I can see.
By the way, didn't anyone ever tell you it's rude to wear a hat indoors, especially at Thanksgiving dinner? What, Aunt Myrtle and Cousin Arnold hadn't heard yet that you waddled the Boston Marathon?
#Lifeisbetterforushonestfolks
That's not a hat. That's his hair.
Oh, the pirate thing? Yeah, that's better than what's underneath.
#Lifeisbetterwithplugs