No shortcuts wrote:
Uzhorod wrote:Mike's back from some kind of Disney cruise. Looks horrible. His ankle seems to be fine though.
What, no BAA pirate scarves? How in the HELL are you supposed to dress like a pirate while making sure everyone on the ship knows you ran the Boston Marathon?
I'm sure everyone knew before the ship left shore.
What I don't get is, if Mike thinks no one outside of this thread cares about him cheating to get into Boston, why would he think that anyone cares that he ran Boston at all? Why does he feel the need to show off his Boston gear literally every day of his life if no one cares? You can't have it both ways, Mike. Either no one gives a rat's ass that you ran Boston and they laugh behind your back for wearing your unicorn uniform every day OR they do care about the Boston Marathon and they think you are a pathetic dbag for cheating your way in.
So really, your only hope is to impress people who care about Boston but don't know your name, i.e. total strangers.
Wearing clothes with unicorns to impress total strangers, Mike. Even Jr High girls have outgrown that.