Registered an account just to say that this thread is heading straight into crapville.
Too much Ken. People impersonating a 13 year old plus that lame troll with Mike's kid's name. This new guy jwem seems like a creep. Lots of new names lately. Most are creeps. Guess we all figured out you can just make up an email account when you register.
Mike, I know you'll read this eventually. Probably within a few minutes actually, since you stalk this thread and have no life.
Just want to tell you a couple things.
First of all, you suck.
Second, EVERYONE knows you cheated at the marathon and now this 5K. I don't know if you still think you can influence public opinion or if you are pathologically attention seeking, but you are just making yourself look worse with every thing you do.
It doesn't matter if you don't get DQed for any of these charity-first races. You didn't run those times and everyone knows it. We laugh at you either way Mike.
More pathetically, the times you posted via cheating are still not anything special. A female weathercaster in your own town has legitimately run way faster than your cheating times. How does that feel?
Continuing the theme of you being pathetic: you cheated at a Turkey Trot. That's like cheating at a company picnic softball game or a round of miniature golf. And you can't even cheat correctly. I bet you stole answers for the wrong exam in college too.
Worst of all though is not your cheating, but that awful video you made of yourself running at Boston. I bet you watched it at least 1000 times with a tear in your eye. Guess what? It's terrible and more embarrassing than cheating at a Turkey Trot.
From what you publicly share, you have a seriously pathetic life for a 48 year old "man".
I'm not all bad though, so here is my honest, best advice: donate your Boston swag to the Goodwill and fade away from public view. Making your Twitter private is the smartest thing you've ever done (though this is not saying a lot). Don't make it public again and don't run anymore races and this thread will finally die.
Doesn't matter to me though, because I'm out! I won't be in Kona, but Paulo will still know where to find me.