It could have been SmartRunnr, but his posts tend to read like passages from Jane Austen. If he wrote it, it would have said something like:
"I received notice regarding my involvement with a recent Contest of Athletics at the five thousand kilometre distance. There was, perchance, an inquiry as to whether or not a noble fellow named Rossi overtook and passed me. I know not if this Rossi fellow passed me, but at approximately the two and a half mile point, a staggeringly good-looking Adonis of a man did overtake me and pass me. I guessed him to be in his early forties, and he bore some resemblance to this Rossi fellow, though infinitely more chiseled and sculpted. He was obviously a man of great integrity, as evinced by his colorful garb and his god-like gait and grace, which in no way resembled a duck, thank you very much! My heart was aflutter, and I thought perhaps I should utter a word of encouragement or admiration, but alas, I could not speak, as all breath had been wrung from me at that point."