Did Mike Rossi (viral marathon dad) cheat his way into Boston?

based on that starting line photo, I would predict he run a 5K in 19:00. Was I close?

This guy doesn't know when to give up, I think I created a stalker. Don't you have some work to d... oh wait

finisher medaL. wrote:

Trollminator wrote:

Sorry you couldn't take it.. now stop obsessing with me. Unlike Mike, I'm really not into that. If I was, I would've posted a picture of my Goldman ID by now, then you'd really be panicking.

LOL!

It just keeps getting better!

I am SO SCARED!

You can't make this shit up!

LOL!

Mike Ross wrote:

based on that starting line photo, I would predict he run a 5K in 19:00. Was I close?

Just a tad bit off. It's funny when I look at the whole picture from that day. There were several for charity 5k's closer to him that day. Some of them were even certified and therefore eligible for the $10,000. Our boy proudly chose one further away from him that was not certified. Can one assume that he didn't want to be noticed? He ran under his real name right?

LOL

RunDriveRun wrote:

Mike Ross wrote:

based on that starting line photo, I would predict he run a 5K in 19:00. Was I close?

Just a tad bit off. It's funny when I look at the whole picture from that day. There were several for charity 5k's closer to him that day. Some of them were even certified and therefore eligible for the $10,000. Our boy proudly chose one further away from him that was not certified. Can one assume that he didn't want to be noticed? He ran under his real name right?

LOL

Wow, That is awful.

Yes, he used his real name Mike Ross. Rossi is his stage name, he uses that as a daddy, business man, editor, on-air personality and BM finisher.

RunDriveRun wrote:

Mike Ross wrote:

based on that starting line photo, I would predict he run a 5K in 19:00. Was I close?

Just a tad bit off. It's funny when I look at the whole picture from that day. There were several for charity 5k's closer to him that day. Some of them were even certified and therefore eligible for the $10,000. Our boy proudly chose one further away from him that was not certified. Can one assume that he didn't want to be noticed? He ran under his real name right?

LOL

*award winning video editor.

Trollminator wrote:

I told you that you would continue to post on my command didn't I? Since I'm such a good trader I'm gonna make a winning bet that you fold cardboard boxes all day (for half the year) at a high security installation. Terrorist killers tend not to talk about what they do, just fyi. Also, since you are so misinformed I'll let you in on some practical knowledge; banks have working spaces called offices and seats and computers so people can go in to produce. This would include trading desks. I know plenty of people who make more money than me so I tend to be modest, but I like crushing your ego so let me say again that my comp dwarfs yours. Now go on and keep posting, be my b*tch

I am TERRIFIED!

I continued to post... like you predicted!

You mad that I choose when I pick up contracts? You mad that you sit in a cube farm on a computer and don't actually do anything of value (oh wait picking stocks is "producing" huh)?

Did you go around to the tenants in your apartment building (where you own your own studio apartment!) and brag about how you anonymously "terminated" posters on the internet?

What you don't like when I turn the tables on you? You looking back at your soft threats bragging working at a bank and realize you look like a limp-wristed yuppie who lives in a studio alone?

LOL!

Hey fat fingers... we outed you, now stop pestering, no one cares

Trollminator wrote:

Hey fat fingers... we outed you, now stop pestering, no one cares

Oh now you are begging me to stop posting because I exposed you for a pale weakling? I thought you COMMANDED me to post!

And good job confusing me proving I'm not Mike as "outing" me? You outed yourself as a super dangerous computer trader who owns his own studio apartment. Way to go champ!

Next time you wanna talk to me just keep it to hands and spelling errors, because we all know you anything but a "terminator".

It's time to cut your losses Mr. Goldman big shot... back to the cube farm for you!

LOL!

I guess you're not done looking stupid

finisher medaL. wrote:

Trollminator wrote:

Hey fat fingers... we outed you, now stop pestering, no one cares

Oh now you are begging me to stop posting because I exposed you for a pale weakling? I thought you COMMANDED me to post!

And good job confusing me proving I'm not Mike as "outing" me? You outed yourself as a super dangerous computer trader who owns his own studio apartment. Way to go champ!

Next time you wanna talk to me just keep it to hands and spelling errors, because we all know you anything but a "terminator".

It's time to cut your losses Mr. Goldman big shot... back to the cube farm for you!

LOL!

RunDriveRun wrote:

Mike Ross wrote:

based on that starting line photo, I would predict he run a 5K in 19:00. Was I close?

Just a tad bit off. It's funny when I look at the whole picture from that day. There were several for charity 5k's closer to him that day. Some of them were even certified and therefore eligible for the $10,000. Our boy proudly chose one further away from him that was not certified. Can one assume that he didn't want to be noticed? He ran under his real name right?

LOL

From some of the other photos looks like his company sponsors the event.

Mike Ross wrote:

based on that starting line photo, I would predict he run a 5K in 19:00. Was I close?

Nah dude with a lean like that at least a 15:30

Critical to get the drafting effect, though he might understand it better in terms of mpg.

LOL!

SuperCooper123 wrote:

RunDriveRun wrote:

Just a tad bit off. It's funny when I look at the whole picture from that day. There were several for charity 5k's closer to him that day. Some of them were even certified and therefore eligible for the $10,000. Our boy proudly chose one further away from him that was not certified. Can one assume that he didn't want to be noticed? He ran under his real name right?

LOL

From some of the other photos looks like his company sponsors the event.

Our boy Mike always seems to be coming up short. In the truth, in actual speed, and in brain power. He does have skinny fingers.

EZPass Mike wrote:

SuperCooper123 wrote:

From some of the other photos looks like his company sponsors the event.

Our boy Mike always seems to be coming up short.

That's what she said...LOL

Mike Rossi is definitely my favorite stupid runner/cheater. He believes that if he repeats his lies over and over, that his time at VIA will magically become legitimate. #StupidIsAsStupidDoes

Miguel Perdente wrote:

Mike Rossi is definitely my favorite stupid runner/cheater. He believes that if he repeats his lies over and over, that his time at VIA will magically become legitimate. #StupidIsAsStupidDoes

He more likely takes the position of if he believes his lies, then they aren't lies. He is a pathological liar - believing the lies he tells, in an effort to remedy low self esteem.

Have there been any real supporters of him here? Not the trolls, etc., but any real runner (not customer, employee, etc) who offered reasonable, verifiable proof whatsoever that he didn't cheat and lie about it?

EZPass Mike wrote:

Our boy Mike always seems to be coming up short. In the truth, in actual speed, and in brain power. He does have skinny fingers.

Inconvenient Truth wrote:

Miguel Perdente wrote:

Mike Rossi is definitely my favorite stupid runner/cheater. He believes that if he repeats his lies over and over, that his time at VIA will magically become legitimate. #StupidIsAsStupidDoes

He more likely takes the position of if he believes his lies, then they aren't lies. He is a pathological liar - believing the lies he tells, in an effort to remedy low self esteem.

Those around him are partially responsible for allowing his lies to take such life.

For example: "Hey Mike, what's up with that slow 5k? Aren't you a 3:11 marathoner? A 24min 5k? No, that definitely wasn't me, it was some hobby jogger named Mike Ross"

Inconvenient Truth wrote:

Miguel Perdente wrote:

Mike Rossi is definitely my favorite stupid runner/cheater. He believes that if he repeats his lies over and over, that his time at VIA will magically become legitimate. #StupidIsAsStupidDoes

He more likely takes the position of if he believes his lies, then they aren't lies. He is a pathological liar - believing the lies he tells, in an effort to remedy low self esteem.