HeCheated wrote:
Yeah, have to admit, based on the photos that I looked at and the number of relay teams (fairly few overall and not many at all in his time range), a port-o-potty move would be the way to go. Cover the bib and go in, uncover it and burst out a minute later like you are pissed you wasted a minute of race time going potty. The runners that you join would assume you were a minute ahead of them the whole time. Then get into a pace that keeps you moving along with the flow of the race.
Sad thing is, the whole thing would be ridiculously easy. Dropping out would be even easier. Have a friend waiting at a designated spot about 3-5 miles away from the start.
When you get close, pull up lame and limp to the sidelines. Fake stretch twice, and then leave. Walk a block away to the waiting car (your watch still going - make sure you didn't turn on the GPS because you don't want incriminating evidence - I watched enough Matlock in my day to know that's how criminals get caught) and have your friend drive you to a bar for an hour, and then on to a block away from the portapotty station 3 miles from the finish. Throw on your dark hat, dark sweatshirt, and head for the portapotties.
Hmmmm...anyone know of any upcoming marathons with only start and finish mats?
I promise I won't be stupid enough to gloat about my 2:59:59 finish on Facebook.