Did Mike Rossi (viral marathon dad) cheat his way into Boston?

Measurer wrote:

rexthebex wrote:

Yeah, but the original challenge was from Runner Felice to Mike Rossi to run 3:11 marathon pace. Why would some random guy from Atlanta call a bluff on that? The point isn't whether or not Felice can actually run 3:11 pace so who cares about challenging him? Secondly, why would Runner Felice then respond by accepting this challenge from random Atlanta guy with the Hungarian name and also offer to pay his travel costs? Runner Felice's whole point was to expose Mike Rossi. Why bother even respond to the Atlanta/Hungarian guy? All it does is change the subject from the Rossi call out.

He's a douche?

Learn something from all these posts: the correct term is douchenozzle!

He's a douchenozzle?

Mike finds out about thread wrote:

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http://captiongenerator.com/48665/Mike-Rossi-finding-out-about-the-LetsRun-MB-thread

Wow - nicely done! required viewing for this thread.

Happy July 4th, loosers

Mike finds out about thread wrote:

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http://captiongenerator.com/48665/Mike-Rossi-finding-out-about-the-LetsRun-MB-thread

Mike - You have to watch this. It will make even you laugh.

George Rossington wrote:

Happy July 4th, loosers

Is this because I always have to open jars for my wife? Thank you?

Ps. Mike Rossi is a cheating POS. Happy 4th of July.

The thread that keeps on giving. This thing is like a season of Seinfeld. We just got to the question of whether the Ukraine is weak?

Bruschetti wrote:

I assume you have a GPS watch so I can make sure you don't Rossi the course, right?

And what's the distance? 16, 18? Not that it matters to me.

gps: yes

distance: let's go 17

as for those asking about the felice guy. i thought he was calling out anyone. that is why i responded to him. you can tell when guys like that cannot back it up. never gave his real name either. but if he wants to come on sun., he is welcome and knows where we will be. absolutely no chance he shows.

come at me wrote:

Bruschetti wrote:

I assume you have a GPS watch so I can make sure you don't Rossi the course, right?

And what's the distance? 16, 18? Not that it matters to me.

gps: yes

distance: let's go 17

as for those asking about the felice guy. i thought he was calling out anyone. that is why i responded to him. you can tell when guys like that cannot back it up. never gave his real name either. but if he wants to come on sun., he is welcome and knows where we will be. absolutely no chance he shows.

Wait - so you challenged the felice guy, because you thought he was all talk, but you aren't racing him. Instead you are now racing for money against this Bruschetti guy - a random guy who jumped in because he wanted to do a long run and make some cash? So, even though you weren't ever calling out the Bruschetti guy, you are going to race him because he stepped up?

I like this story.

Hello Kramer

trying2follow wrote:

come at me wrote:

gps: yes

distance: let's go 17

as for those asking about the felice guy. i thought he was calling out anyone. that is why i responded to him. you can tell when guys like that cannot back it up. never gave his real name either. but if he wants to come on sun., he is welcome and knows where we will be. absolutely no chance he shows.

Wait - so you challenged the felice guy, because you thought he was all talk, but you aren't racing him. Instead you are now racing for money against this Bruschetti guy - a random guy who jumped in because he wanted to do a long run and make some cash? So, even though you weren't ever calling out the Bruschetti guy, you are going to race him because he stepped up?

I like this story.

i challenged the felice guy because i thought he was challenging anyone. not just rossi. then after it was apparent he was all talk, would not give his real name. would not purchase ticket in my name like he said he would. a guy said he would come to me to race for money. and i said why not? i'm running this weekend anyway.

come at me wrote:

Wait - so you challenged the felice guy, because you thought he was all talk, but you aren't racing him. Instead you are now racing for money against this Bruschetti guy - a random guy who jumped in because he wanted to do a long run and make some cash? So, even though you weren't ever calling out the Bruschetti guy, you are going to race him because he stepped up?

I like this story.

i challenged the felice guy because i thought he was challenging anyone. not just rossi. then after it was apparent he was all talk, would not give his real name. would not purchase ticket in my name like he said he would. a guy said he would come to me to race for money. and i said why not? i'm running this weekend anyway.[/quote]

I like it. No idea how fast the other guy is, just going for it. The exact opposite of a pus sy like Rossi. Good stuff.

Zero chance that you show up yourself. I guarantee that no one shows up. NO ONE.

Mike finds out about thread wrote:

My contribution to the effort.

Hope you enjoy!

http://captiongenerator.com/48665/Mike-Rossi-finding-out-about-the-LetsRun-MB-thread

Not as funny as the first one on this thread so -5. Also you plagiarized some of the lines from the first caption parody In this thread so -8 which would put you at -13 except you get +4 points for being a cheat and unethical for this thread only which sets you at 1 out of 10. A copycat troll. Unoriginal. The worst kind of troll there is.

Here is the first one from this thread. It is better: http://captiongenerator.com/48221/No-BQ-for-You

Goodnight Gracie wrote:

Mike finds out about thread wrote:

My contribution to the effort.

Hope you enjoy!

http://captiongenerator.com/48665/Mike-Rossi-finding-out-about-the-LetsRun-MB-thread

Not as funny as the first one on this thread so -5. Also you plagiarized some of the lines from the first caption parody In this thread so -8 which would put you at -13 except you get +4 points for being a cheat and unethical for this thread only which sets you at 1 out of 10. A copycat troll. Unoriginal. The worst kind of troll there is.

+ llama

Yes the original "No BQ for You" is better far and away.

The thread has setup rated into a run off between runner deluxe and whoever is sober or hungover enough to meet him tomorrow at dawn with dueling pistols. And now we have cheap chinese imitation knockoffs of Downfall memes. This thread is so rich with targets it is sad to see people keep kicking the same dead horse. There are so many other ways.

I plan to write in Rossi for next years ESPN courage award. I ask you to join me. 10000 posts is meaningless. 10000 votes is powerful and if Caitlyn Jenner gets it this year Rossi would be great next year. His acceptance speech followed by the Brojos doing a Carrie on him is a dream nightmare.

Go forth and run before you post.

A better analogy is that this thread is starting to resemble a movie sequel that isn't as good as the original. We need something new to happen, my preference would be a Rossi DQ.

Thread observer wrote:

A better analogy is that this thread is starting to resemble a movie sequel that isn't as good as the original. We need something new to happen, my preference would be a Rossi DQ.

No, I want Rossi to be arrested for something. Something involving road rage and/or Kenneth Stillman.

If not that, than I really really want Rossi to cheat again. Try not to make it so obvious this time though, Mike (I know you'll read this after the Chicken Dance tonight). We need another investigation, something to bring us all together again.

Rossi cheating again, and more elaborately too, to get a sub 3. That would be an all time ballsy move.