We really have to look at this from a positive perspective. Rossi actually did everyone a huge favor. He gave us the outline on how to cheat and how to answer any allegations of cheating.
Q. Your history shows you could never run this fast.
A. I just never tried very hard before. But once I did try I was en fuego.
Q. There are no photographs of you on the course.
A. You need to hire better photographers next year, because I was there and they missed me.
Q. Everything thinks you left the course and drove to the finish.
A. Did anybody see me leave or driving in my car? Pictures or it didn't happen, man.
Q. You have been caught so maybe you should just confess.
A. You should just talk to my attorney so he can milk your charity dry as you pay your attorneys $500 an hour.
BQ'S FOR EVERYONE - SEPTEMBER 13, 2015.
You see, it's all how you spin it. Now who wants a ride to the finish line for $40. I'm renting a 22 person limo bus for the day. YEEHAW!!!