Did Mike Rossi (viral marathon dad) cheat his way into Boston?

Hey Mike, I have no comment on your latest pile of absurd lies other than to assure you that no one with two brain cells to rub together believes any of it...

However, could you PLEASE stop the charade and start speaking about yourself in the first person?

Oh yeah, there's one way that I am jealous of you: I would love the opportunity to earn 100k for my favorite charity ( plus another 100k) just for running a 3:11...

Hey Mike! Good to see you are drunk mid-day. Lets meet for a run sometime. Maybe a beer mile? The rules state you have to finish every beer, no cheating.

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namesnotnames wrote:

Hey Mike! Good to see you are drunk mid-day. Lets meet for a run sometime. Maybe a beer mile? The rules state you have to finish every beer, no cheating.

Four free beers and all he needs to do is take a selfie at the start and cross the finish line? This is what mike calls a slam dunk.

Speaking of dunks, I'm pretty sure you got one thrown down on you at a certain game show recently. It was so bad you immediately disappeared from Twitter and had to bring all your trash back here.

xtugreenfan wrote:

TheDudeAbides wrote:

When does the clown go country? 2 am?

We will be listening.

NOT.

You basement loving losers keep wishing Mike is not doing well. I can assure you he's rolling in the dough and can't spend his money fast enough. I guess not everyone can be as successful. You can't touch him.

This seems like it could actually be Mike. He seems to be the type of person that would equate "doing well" with having lots of money. The fact that his kids will one day realize he is a cheat, a liar, and a bully wannabe doesn't bother him in the least. Nice priorities Mike.

The fact that he doesn't have a lot of money but tries to project that he does makes it all the sadder.

LOLOLOLOL. UPDATE Time

Flnlsher medal wrote:

namesnotnames wrote:

Hey Mike! Good to see you are drunk mid-day. Lets meet for a run sometime. Maybe a beer mile? The rules state you have to finish every beer, no cheating.

Four free beers and all he needs to do is take a selfie at the start and cross the finish line? This is what mike calls a slam dunk.

Hey brother! When I stopped by after work I saw some signs for the Bucks County Mile this weekend. Meant to ask if you are still walking it? Mike should be able to bust a sub-6 without breaking a sweat, maybe you two can work things out. You can put the finisher medal around his neck.

Flnlsher medal wrote:

namesnotnames wrote:

Hey Mike! Good to see you are drunk mid-day. Lets meet for a run sometime. Maybe a beer mile? The rules state you have to finish every beer, no cheating.

Four free beers and all he needs to do is take a selfie at the start and cross the finish line? This is what mike calls a slam dunk.

I think he calls it a "slam drunk." What he does some nights in the basement while the fam are fast asleep, caressing and licking his Boston medal.

Whyamihere wrote:

xtugreenfan wrote:

You basement loving losers keep wishing Mike is not doing well. I can assure you he's rolling in the dough and can't spend his money fast enough. I guess not everyone can be as successful. You can't touch him.

This seems like it could actually be Mike. He seems to be the type of person that would equate "doing well" with having lots of money. The fact that his kids will one day realize he is a cheat, a liar, and a bully wannabe doesn't bother him in the least. Nice priorities Mike.

The fact that he doesn't have a lot of money but tries to project that he does makes it all the sadder.

Says a nobody who takes marching orders from a 300 lb waiter and has no idea who he is talking about. Mike is a standup guy who loves his family and is an examplary dad/citizen in his community. The problem with these boards is that it's just a bunch of skinny girls with no life offering their opinions while leaving out the facts. Mike ran 3:11 and ran Boston, something most of you will never touch. It's no wonder you're all envious.

So I will ask you again Mike Rossi (AppleB), care to elaborate what you think you are accomplishing naming names and numbers? Let's assume for a minute that I am Roger, what does that accomplish by writing those names? Woohoo, so you drop names, yah. I haven't done anything that rises to the level of your implosion.

I did not:

1.write about my greatest goal of getting a BQ

2. blog about some so called training and (lack of) effort to obtain a BQ, all at a sixth grade level

3. cheat at the qualifying Via Marathon race

4. lie about running the Via Marathon

5. lie about cheating at that race and attack anyone and everyone who simply asked you reasonable questions based on the lack of photos on the course (with the exception of the finish line),

6. threaten people, both directly and indirectly

7. make fun of, question parentage and stalk children

8. attack an accomplished and real on-air professional who also is a

very accomplished runner and triathlete, who also threw doubt on your attempts to convince said individual that its very common not to have any photos on the course with seven photo checkpoints (yes, missing one, maybe two could be deemed reasonable and acceptable, but missing every single one and the only person to accomplish that is not believable or reasonable)

9. cheat at a turkey trot

10. lie about repeatedly reposting including on your workplace website (recently removed), a letter to a principal that was never sent to the principal

11. call the police on someone for the same things that you did not only to him but to countless others

12. do any of the other moronic things you have done here and elsewhere as it relates to your cheating and lies.

Roger Rabbit

Read more:

http://www.letsrun.com/forum/flat_read.php?thread=6479539&page=1190#ixzz48xhGcipL

330 lbs brah. Funny thing is we have so much in common, thanks for pointing that out. My Twitter is private and so is yours. My Facebook is private and so is yours. Typical how you conveniently only see what you want to see. Btw we provided all the facts that you didn't run, you said you don't have to show anyone facts. See, we can keep going all night but you will never get it and I have to sing happy birthday agsin.

WAAA wrote:

printer wrote:

Sorry Mikey, but your numbers don't add up (should anyone be surprised here).

Here's my math for you:

1. 50k from the DJ biz including referral kickbacks

2. 10k for fill in on air radio work

3. Minus 15k on maintaining that fabulous real estate empire.

You're the one with the issues here. You can't even enter a St. Patty's Day run under your own name.

The real numbers.

$60k+ - DJ biz.

$100,000.00+ (photo/video commissions)

$30K - video editing.

$20,000 - photo booth commissioners

Just a little reminder of another recent night of Mikey's drunk boastful postings.

Ken, you have no credibility. Apart from being the laziest pile in America, you know nothing about running. The closest you come to exercising is breathing through your mouth (when it's not being stuffed). Now STFU and stop using your phone while working, you should have learned by now.

xtugreenfan wrote:

Ken, you have no credibility. Apart from being the laziest pile in America, you know nothing about running. The closest you come to exercising is breathing through your mouth (when it's not being stuffed). Now STFU and stop using your phone while working, you should have learned by now.

He knows you couldn't run a 3:11:45 or a 3:25 or a sub 20, so he knows more than you!

xtugreenfan wrote:

Ken, you have no credibility. Apart from being the laziest pile in America, you know nothing about running. The closest you come to exercising is breathing through your mouth (when it's not being stuffed). Now STFU and stop using your phone while working, you should have learned by now.

i didn't fall asleep that night and you know it. The only time I fell asleep because of you was listening to you on that 2am shift after the turkey trot fiasco. Stand up guy in the community my fat a$$.

xtugreenfan wrote:

Ken, you have no credibility. Apart from being the laziest pile in America, you know nothing about running. The closest you come to exercising is breathing through your mouth (when it's not being stuffed). Now STFU and stop using your phone while working, you should have learned by now.

CREDIBILITY??? You are not one to comment about that characteristic. You have no credibility in the running community, our community, or anywhere else for that matter. XTU has even claimed you are the laughing stock as a part-time overnight host. You are so blind, but those closest to you are not.

Flnlsher medal wrote:

xtugreenfan wrote:

Ken, you have no credibility. Apart from being the laziest pile in America, you know nothing about running. The closest you come to exercising is breathing through your mouth (when it's not being stuffed). Now STFU and stop using your phone while working, you should have learned by now.

i didn't fall asleep that night and you know it. The only time I fell asleep because of you was listening to you on that 2am shift after the turkey trot fiasco. Stand up guy in the community my fat a$$.

No one, NO ONE stands up for Mike. Seen any family members make a statement to support him, even his #1? Oh, sorry, mea culpa, Mike is Mike's #1.

#1PhillyLoserThatIs