I actually laughed out loud. Is this really the story you tell people? People you care about? That's sad. You need better lies. All the news articles about your cheating, at Runners world, Outside Magazine, Boston Globe, various Canadian and international papers, etc., were written by people who are just jealous of you? Really? The article by Rojo - he's also jealous of you and you are saying he has never run a marathon and he does not have the ability to qualify for Boston? That's your story? All of this talk about you cheating is just because people are jealous of Mike Rossi? That's some a seriously messed up disillusional narcissistic fantasy you have going. How many people run Boston every year? Over 30,000. And yet, out of all of those people, it's only you that people are jealous of? That's the story you tell your family? Wow.
You do realize that you are a wedding DJ who cheated to qualify for Boston and cheated at a Turkey Trot. I don't know how you can twist that failure of a life into a success story. Oh wait, you own a photo booth - I guess people are jealous. Your own photo booth. You're right, I would doubt any other person in the world would even think to brag about that. You may be the only person to run Boston who owns a photo booth. That's why people are jealous.