I think it was established early on that something seriously wrong Mike, it shouldn't surprise you this much. Actually, I'd say it was established day one of this thread as normal people really don't cheat at marathons. The good part of that is the entertainment value of this thread has been mostly due to the craziness of both Mike and Ken.
I think Ken and Mike should have their own reality TV show. People enjoy schadenfreude, and those two are train wrecks. Everything about their individual stories is almost unbelievable. Truth really is stranger than fiction. They also each stay in character to the point of disbelief. Mike wearing his Boston uniform is so hilariously beautiful, like those tragic old ladies who dress as though they are still young. A person so completely clued out from reality to the point where you don't know if they are more focused on deceiving themselves or others. In the end the result is the same, the only one deceived is themselves, but even that is not absolute. Deep down that truth lurks at the core of them and cracks them from the inside out. Creates the flaws which make their character so interesting. Awful despicable petty people who you despise or tragic pathetic people who you pity. Great stuff.
Not to be sidetracked, my question is - can we assume that WAAA is Mike? And if WAAA is Mike, then Ken really is now working at Applebee's? I'm not asking in a mean way, just curious. I like the Ken and Mike show.