Mike, what are you going to do about Google? You know, when someone googles Mike Rossi.
The answer is nothing. They will see you are Philly's #1 loser. They will laugh at you. They will know the truth that you are a cheat, fraud and very poor excuse for a father. That your attempt to color your hair from a kit purchased at walmart failed. That you plug in an iPod and let it play on shuffle and call it a career. That you have never grossed more than $50K. That you are one of the dumb suckers that got sucked into a worthless timeshare. That your wife wears the pants in your relationship.
Shall I continue, brah?