Did Mike Rossi (viral marathon dad) cheat his way into Boston?

My, this woman has the power to deliver devastating blows with simple indirect content. She is untouchable while Mike is, well, a porcelain doll. It's one thing to get exposed and terrorized by 12 basement trolls, but it's a whole other for a successful, beautiful, confident, and most importantly FAMOUS woman to take apart his manhood with a few tweets. That's right Mike, she is untouchable, and you will never get a whiff of a woman like her. She is in a completely different category than what you've ever known. You should feel lucky she even mentions you now and then, otherwise many less people would still be laughing at you. You should've stayed away when she first called you out, but you had to throw a social media tantrum and try to get back at her. You got way too close to the sun brother. And now even more salt in the wound with Nova winning the big one. Meanwhile, clown college Temple is in the dust. You just never catch a break do you?

clgruns wrote:

Cecily!!!!:

https://www.facebook.com/6abcCecilyTynan/?fref=ts

Cecily Tynan

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I found this in my daughters room from a soccer tournament last weekend. Her age group (U8) was non-scored, so players on every team got the same award: a participation medal. This didn't sit well with my daughter, whose team won all 4 matches. So, on her own, she crossed out "participant", wrote in "champion."

As athletes, my husband and I try to instill good sports ethics in our children: try your best, but winning isn't everything and it is better to lose than cheat (sad course-cutting has forced even small charity marathons to place timing mats along the course.)

So what do you think? Is taking away the competition, taking away the fun? Or, doesn't make sports more inclusive for our children? I'm interested in hearing the viewpoints of other parents.

(Oh, and: Go Nova!)

That is probably the second biggest thing that bothers him the most about her. She is above and beyond his rat type and can't stoop to his level. She is too classy for that. It must feel awful to be demoralized by this woman. Mike, a nice DQ flurry will make you feel much better. #lifeisexcellent

Finally, a picture with a "real" friend. Way to stick out that middle aged bird chest.

TroLLminator wrote:

Finally, a picture with a "real" friend. Way to stick out that middle aged bird chest.

Mikey, I worked with Mark Twian. I knew Mark Twain. Mark Twain was a friend of mine. Mikey, you're no Mark Twain.

AmbroseBierce wrote:

Mikey, I worked with Mark Twian. I knew Mark Twain. Mark Twain was a friend of mine. Mikey, you're no Mark Twain.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rossied

I don't know, he likes to enter races using a nom de plume, that's a little like Mr. Clemens. And Mike's career is not unlike Mr. Clemens investment strategy, early success followed by a total loss - Clemens even lost all his wife's money investing on a bad typesetting machine. Doesn't Mikey live off the hard work of his wife? Some similarities when it comes to failure anyway.

jwem wrote:

AmbroseBierce wrote:

Mikey, I worked with Mark Twian. I knew Mark Twain. Mark Twain was a friend of mine. Mikey, you're no Mark Twain.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rossied

I don't know, he likes to enter races using a nom de plume, that's a little like Mr. Clemens. And Mike's career is not unlike Mr. Clemens investment strategy, early success followed by a total loss - Clemens even lost all his wife's money investing on a bad typesetting machine. Doesn't Mikey live off the hard work of his wife? Some similarities when it comes to failure anyway.

Then there's the sordid affair of the Genuine Mexican Plug where Mike shares no similarities to said animal save the name. In the end an expensive failure as well.

Funny how the tens of new registered names never posted again... Mike is a certified loser with no leg left to stand on. Every time a "friend" gives him a shout out they are reminded of his 2015 legacy. He stopped running, shied away from substantial cash, and continues to double down on his lies. At least last time he posted he stopped denying he cheated and basically all he is hanging on to is the fact that he hasn't been DQd yet.

I'm so proud of this thread and of everything the basement trolls have accomplished. This has been like a citizen's arrest of sorts. Stick to DJing Mike, I don't think you could be making a career change any time soon given the "Mike Rossi" google results.

TroLLminator wrote:

Funny how the tens of new registered names never posted again... Mike is a certified loser with no leg left to stand on. Every time a "friend" gives him a shout out they are reminded of his 2015 legacy. He stopped running, shied away from substantial cash, and continues to double down on his lies. At least last time he posted he stopped denying he cheated and basically all he is hanging on to is the fact that he hasn't been DQd yet.

I'm so proud of this thread and of everything the basement trolls have accomplished. This has been like a citizen's arrest of sorts. Stick to DJing Mike, I don't think you could be making a career change any time soon given the "Mike Rossi" google results.

I would say he doesn't "get it" but he doesn't give a $hit what he is doing to others. Screw them, they don't matter to Mighty Mike. It's all about him, his losing glory, in time no one will care, right?

Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. Drink up Mike, you're going to need some liquid courage.

TroLLminator wrote:

Mike, I don't think you could be making a career change any time soon given the "Mike Rossi" google results.

This just got me thinking...Didn't Let's Run first get exposure by printing LRC singlets or shirts and wearing them in races?

Perhaps we should make "Google Mike Rossi" singlets and shirts and start wearing them to races. Help bring more attention to Mike. He seems to enjoy it.

We could even donate the proceeds to Cecily's favorite charity!

Philip Exeter CC wrote:

TroLLminator wrote:

Mike, I don't think you could be making a career change any time soon given the "Mike Rossi" google results.

This just got me thinking...Didn't Let's Run first get exposure by printing LRC singlets or shirts and wearing them in races?

Perhaps we should make "Google Mike Rossi" singlets and shirts and start wearing them to races. Help bring more attention to Mike. He seems to enjoy it.

We could even donate the proceeds to Cecily's favorite charity!

Or stickers like the ones for Andre the Giant. Just make the artwork and anyone can print them out.

This guy is simple enough to think the Phillys biggest loser was a positive piece on him. I have it on good authority that he has it framed and hanging above the fake fireplace in his chalet. The world cannot survive with one more Rossi t-shirt in circulation.

I would definitely run Boston next week with an original Rossi posse t-shirt though

But he has 813 (Twitter) and 2,000 (FB) = 2,813 friends. Doesn't that = #lifeisgood??? Surely everyone of his ghost friends will go to bat for him and believe he is a stand up guy right? He is struggling so much on that front that he has resorted to posting pictures from his wedding gigs... Just think about that.

AmbroseBierce wrote:

TroLLminator wrote:

Finally, a picture with a "real" friend. Way to stick out that middle aged bird chest.

Mikey, I worked with Mark Twian. I knew Mark Twain. Mark Twain was a friend of mine. Mikey, you're no Mark Twain.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rossied

Mke Rossi - you quoted Mark Twain, "Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please", yet you certainly haven't followed the quote that you posted. While you have certainly come here and tried to distort the facts, you have yet to get "your facts first." You (and all your alter-egos) haven't any facts. Just verbal diarrhea.

You really epitomize the concept of open mouth, insert foot, and then some, syndrome. Is that cer laughing in the background? LOL

Also, so you and a gadzillion others have had their photo taken with Jay Wright. I might be impressed if Jay Wright posted that picture and gave you a shout out. But we both know that isn't going to happen, except for him to say, yep that is me with Philly #1 Biggest Loser.

Way to go ginger.

Rydalresident wrote:

Mke Rossi - you quoted Mark Twain, "Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please", yet you certainly haven't followed the quote that you posted. While you have certainly come here and tried to distort the facts, you have yet to get "your facts first." You (and all your alter-egos) haven't any facts. Just verbal diarrhea.

Mike really should wear his headgear all the time, small wonder he didn't in that pic. His Boston garmentry never fails him, especially the dunce cap.

Mike - this is what adults do when they make mistakes - they own it, apologize, ask forgiveness, move on and hopefully learn from their mistakes.

http://www.rungiarun.com/2016/04/apologies/

You, on the other hand, keep digging a hole until you are the biggest loser in philly... and even then, seeing the damage you keep doing to your reputation, you don't let up.

Everyone knows you cheated Mike. Everyone. The only one living your lie is you. You want to live that lie the rest of your life, let that lie be the one thing that defines who you are, that's your choice. But that's a very bad choice. And weak. So weak.

jwem wrote:

Mike - this is what adults do when they make mistakes - they own it, apologize, ask forgiveness, move on and hopefully learn from their mistakes.

http://www.rungiarun.com/2016/04/apologies/

You, on the other hand, keep digging a hole until you are the biggest loser in philly... and even then, seeing the damage you keep doing to your reputation, you don't let up.

Everyone knows you cheated Mike. Everyone. The only one living your lie is you. You want to live that lie the rest of your life, let that lie be the one thing that defines who you are, that's your choice. But that's a very bad choice. And weak. So weak.

What a novel idea, admit a wrong and move on with your life. As Robin Williams once said "Reality,what a concept!"

jwem wrote:

Mike - this is what adults do when they make mistakes - they own it, apologize, ask forgiveness, move on and hopefully learn from their mistakes.

http://www.rungiarun.com/2016/04/apologies/

You, on the other hand, keep digging a hole until you are the biggest loser in philly... and even then, seeing the damage you keep doing to your reputation, you don't let up.

Everyone knows you cheated Mike. Everyone. The only one living your lie is you. You want to live that lie the rest of your life, let that lie be the one thing that defines who you are, that's your choice. But that's a very bad choice. And weak. So weak.

Mike, own up to your course cutting and ask the BAA to DQ your time from 2015. It's time. Or you can continue to decide you are "still in the game baby!"

We aren't going anywhere.

Philip Exeter CC wrote:

Mike, own up to your course cutting and ask the BAA to DQ your time from 2015. It's time. Or you can continue to decide you are "still in the game baby!"

We aren't going anywhere.

He has no courage and less character. He'll never do it.

Mikey's current Twitter bio reads the following:

"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. (Mark Twain)"

Looks like he still spends his waking hours fighting the basement trolls. What a sad place he is in. Sorry Mike, but you dug this ditch and only you can get yourself out of it.

We're coming up on one year since you began this downward spiral. What's your plan now?