Did Mike Rossi (viral marathon dad) cheat his way into Boston?

BenF wrote:

xtu wrote:

Didn't see him on the trail. Must have been too hungover.

More likely he lied given his professionalism in this arena.

Given my proximity to him, I know this all too well.

WAAA wrote:

printer wrote:

Sorry Mikey, but your numbers don't add up (should anyone be surprised here).

Here's my math for you:

1. 50k from the DJ biz including referral kickbacks

2. 10k for fill in on air radio work

3. Minus 15k on maintaining that fabulous real estate empire.

You're the one with the issues here. You can't even enter a St. Patty's Day run under your own name.

The real numbers.

$60k+ - DJ biz.

$100,000.00+ (photo/video commissions)

$30K - video editing.

$20,000 - photo booth commissioners

Yeah, cause everybody knows that guys making $200k need to fill in at a country radio station on the East Coast at 3:00am weeknights.

Why don't you get to work on commissioning a photos of you running a race instead of driving it?

The real numbers: ask the wife to work more overtime shifts "just a couple more weeks baby I promise".

Maybe if you stopped spending money on your Boston fantasy costume you could find real work.

#lifeisgood

theREALsmokingGunner wrote:

$20,000 - photo booth commissioners

Yeah, cause everybody knows that guys making $200k need to fill in at a country radio station on the East Coast at 3:00am weeknights.

#lifeisgood[/quote]

There is that one true thing.

And then there's this story about Our Hero:

WAAA wrote:

The real numbers.

$60k+ - DJ biz.

$100,000.00+ (photo/video commissions)

$30K - video editing.

$20,000 - photo booth commissioners

This is both very funny and very sad. You can't even keep your lies straight about your earnings. The saddest part, micro mikey. is that you actually think someone will still believe your crap. You forgot to add in your 3:11 marathon to your imaginary list of numbers. Zero credibility, micro mikey. zero.

However - does the IRS have a reporting line? I bet you haven't been paying taxes on your imaginary 200k earnings, but, if you are going to tell the world you make that kind of money, the IRS should investigate you. It likely won't take long before your adamant you only make 30k a year and deny you get tips, which you likely don't declare.

I love how WAAA goes after posters who haven't posted here in months... That is some serious devotion there, way beyond the typical LR troll.

WAAA wrote:

flnlsher medal wrote:

His name didn't show up in any shamrock races. Surprise surprise. Maybe he shot the timer.

You spent all day searching through race registrations and results yet you didn't look close enough.

#rightinfrontofyourface

#trolls

#getalife

Yeah, what is in front of our faces is that you did NOT run any race, which is not surprising and consistent with your prior behavior seeing as that you did not run VIA or Haddon Turkey Trot either. I realize the truth is a hard concept for you to comprehend but there are drugs and therapy that might help you in that regard.

If in fact you did jog in a race this past weekend, then it is a reflection on you that you either did not and can not enter using your own name. That should be a wake-up call, although given what I hear in Rydal, you are hearing it from, well, you know.

If you did enter some race under your own name and are too chicken and lack the confidence and integrity to share that information than you are pathetic and will never be part of the running or athletic community. You are just a wanna-be in every aspect of your pitiful life, hence why you feel the need to lash out at everyone, including those who are far more successful and athletic than you are. You have laid out quite a history for the continuing education that your offspring received in Boston.

Another dead giveaway - Mike generally does not post here in the mornings or early afternoons. He wakes up at 1pm and manages to get ready in time to pick up the kids from school. Then he takes credit for being involved. What a joke.

Loofa Dog wrote:

I love how WAAA goes after posters who haven't posted here in months... That is some serious devotion there, way beyond the typical LR troll.

A little off the topic..but a serial cheater strikes again...

http://www.marathoninvestigation.com/2016/03/ramon-de-la-rosa-2016-oakland-running.html

Dude, that made my day. Look at the photos of him next to the real 1:30 runners, hahahaha. Mike is not as fat as this guy but his form is certainly worse than that of this fatass. These people aren't concerned they are being dishonest, they will do whatever they can get away with.

Doubler wrote:

A little off the topic..but a serial cheater strikes again...

http://www.marathoninvestigation.com/2016/03/ramon-de-la-rosa-2016-oakland-running.html

You're upset that the wife makes half of Mike's salary [/quote]

Maxed out credit cards and underwater trailers that won't rent for is putting some real stress on her.

You can't expect her to keep doing this level of work while Mike is playing make believe when it comes to work and running. Fantasy land is where he lives.

He can't even open his twitter because he gets made fun of by his wife.

#lifeisgood

Here is a helpful link for Mike. Yes, really helpful!

That link will do Mike Rossi no good because he is in denial. No one can help themselves until they realize and accept that they have a problem and need help. Mike Rossi does not have the courage to even admit (i.e., use hus real name) that he is Mike Rossi, so to think that he will seek help or admit that he has a problem or problems is inconceivable.

I'm pretty sure Mikey woke up this morning and instantly regretted drunk posting again last night. Just another day in the life of Mike Rossi, Internet tough guy and owner of a Photo Booth for hire.

printer wrote:

I'm pretty sure Mikey woke up this morning and instantly regretted drunk posting again last night.

he is incapable of this feeling.

any normal human being would probably have left the country after this much embarrassment. He's only shut down his twitter and that is because the breadwinner in the family is probably having a hard time at work because of him.

printer wrote:

I'm pretty sure Mikey woke up this morning and instantly regretted drunk posting again last night. Just another day in the life of Mike Rossi, Internet tough guy and owner of a Photo Booth for hire.

You're just jealous that your photo booth doesn't earn you $100K a year. Because Rossi.

EZPass Mike wrote:

printer wrote:

I'm pretty sure Mikey woke up this morning and instantly regretted drunk posting again last night. Just another day in the life of Mike Rossi, Internet tough guy and owner of a Photo Booth for hire.

You're just jealous that your photo booth doesn't earn you $100K a year. Because Rossi.

Reread Mikey's breakdown. the photo booth for hire only nets him $20k per year. And that doesn't account for the cost of all those silly hats and oversized glasses he needs to provide.

Th $100k figure for photo/video commissions is what he claims to be his main income source. Even a 10% commission would require him to sell $1,000,000 in blue bride pictures. More Mikey math.

printer wrote:

EZPass Mike wrote:

You're just jealous that your photo booth doesn't earn you $100K a year. Because Rossi.

Reread Mikey's breakdown. the photo booth for hire only nets him $20k per year. And that doesn't account for the cost of all those silly hats and oversized glasses he needs to provide.

Th $100k figure for photo/video commissions is what he claims to be his main income source. Even a 10% commission would require him to sell $1,000,000 in blue bride pictures. More Mikey math.

Sorry. All this Rossi math is so tough. $100,000....3:11:45.....15MPW....$200,000.... my mind is spinning.

EZPass Mike wrote:

printer wrote:

Reread Mikey's breakdown. the photo booth for hire only nets him $20k per year. And that doesn't account for the cost of all those silly hats and oversized glasses he needs to provide.

Th $100k figure for photo/video commissions is what he claims to be his main income source. Even a 10% commission would require him to sell $1,000,000 in blue bride pictures. More Mikey math.

Sorry. All this Rossi math is so tough. $100,000....3:11:45.....15MPW....$200,000.... my mind is spinning.

Ah, you are dizzy and missed the most important number of all:

#1 Philly LOSER!

When will our hero catch a break??? First Kelly Rippa leaves him in the dust and he's banished from tv for having zero talent or looks. Then when finally finds his calling, marathon running, and starts to gain some celebrity traction with the local news and the FB principal letter, here comes a basement troll to f*ck it all up by exposing him as a fraud. As if that wasn't making him sink fast enough, with a couple of tweets Cecily attaches a 2-ton cinder block to his feet. Now Mike has to face his nasty $hit-eating grin everyday (lots of broken mirrors) and since he can't leave the house or make his internet accounts public has been posting here. Forget the DQ, this is the ultimate punishment for narcissism. Is there any dignity left? Nahhhhh

BenF wrote:

EZPass Mike wrote:

Sorry. All this Rossi math is so tough. $100,000....3:11:45.....15MPW....$200,000.... my mind is spinning.

Ah, you are dizzy and missed the most important number of all:

#1 Philly LOSER!