That was a weird thing anyways. With his wife being medically well-versed you might think that it wasn't faked hypochondria. Still it was way too much of a convenient excuse. Back then when he thought someone might still believe him.
That was a weird thing anyways. With his wife being medically well-versed you might think that it wasn't faked hypochondria. Still it was way too much of a convenient excuse. Back then when he thought someone might still believe him.
WhySoCurious wrote:
BenF wrote:Oh how the mighty have fallen.
Can't even let his best buds know where to watch him on the course in case he needs help tying his shoe or gets lost in the direction he was running.
Or "hurts his ankle" again. :(
Karma ALWAYS knows where Mikey is.
Taway wrote:
That was a weird thing anyways. With his wife being medically well-versed you might think that it wasn't faked hypochondria. Still it was way too much of a convenient excuse. Back then when he thought someone might still believe him.
No one believes Mike now. It's just a matter of time before his deceived friends can no longer blind themselves to his lies.
This thread is useless...
PlugLess wrote:
This thread is useless...
See ya Mike!
BenF wrote:
PlugLess wrote:This thread is useless...
See ya Mike!
Point proven in 4 min...
Ha-ha.
Yes, proven by PsychoMike for PsychoMike.
BenF wrote:
Ha-ha.
http://patch.com/pennsylvania/warminster/s/fhqxs/abington-man-who-allegedly-cheated-his-way-into-boston-marathon-becoming-legendYes, proven by PsychoMike for PsychoMike.
I'm trying to imagine how I would react if an article like that was written about me. I think I'd die of shame and never want to leave the house, then spend my days looking for jobs on the other side of the country... maybe planet. Mike? He just keeps tweeting #lifeisgood.
Actually, my brain just can't truly grasp the idea of finding myself in that situation. Probably because it functions somewhat normally, unlike the brain of an idiot who thinks cheating at a turkey trot is a normal something to do on a Saturday morning.
If a normal adult person found themselves in this situation they might come to the conclusion that if they were to confess and apologise, everyone would move on.A man-child is incapable of reaching that conclusion in the absence of a developed moral sense, or an authority figure who could point them to confess.
No shortcuts wrote:
I'm trying to imagine how I would react if an article like that was written about me. I think I'd die of shame and never want to leave the house, then spend my days looking for jobs on the other side of the country... maybe planet. Mike? He just keeps tweeting #lifeisgood.
Actually, my brain just can't truly grasp the idea of finding myself in that situation. Probably because it functions somewhat normally, unlike the brain of an idiot who thinks cheating at a turkey trot is a normal something to do on a Saturday morning.
No shortcuts wrote:
BenF wrote:Ha-ha.
http://patch.com/pennsylvania/warminster/s/fhqxs/abington-man-who-allegedly-cheated-his-way-into-boston-marathon-becoming-legendYes, proven by PsychoMike for PsychoMike.
I'm trying to imagine how I would react if an article like that was written about me. I think I'd die of shame and never want to leave the house, then spend my days looking for jobs on the other side of the country... maybe planet. Mike? He just keeps tweeting #lifeisgood.
Actually, my brain just can't truly grasp the idea of finding myself in that situation. Probably because it functions somewhat normally, unlike the brain of an idiot who thinks cheating at a turkey trot is a normal something to do on a Saturday morning.
Only a guilty person would take Mikey's stance. If you had pics proving you were on the course then a normal human being would have presented them. He can't because he and his lawyer lied about him being in them in an effort to bully others into silence. Instead Mike got lucky, the brojos doubled down on their offer and all Mike could say is NOTHING.
I would never be mentioned in such article, ever! But let's pretend I cheated to get a BQ. Then let's pretend I ran Boston and made boastful videos, even though I would never do that. Then let's pretend I took my family to watch and then posted a scolding letter to a principal on FB, even though I would never do such thing. And then let's pretend I went on the local news to double down on that article, even though I would never do that. Then let's pretend I was exposed, even though I would have lied low the whole time and it would never get to that point. Then let's pretend I became completely defensive and threatened people on Twitter and created fake personas to attack those who exposed me, even though I would never do that. Then let's pretend I tried to cheat at a turkey trot to steal prize money, even though I would never do that. Then let's pretend I went on the boards and continued to double down on my achievements and innocence, even though that would never happen to me. Then let's pretend I was on top of the list in an article about Philly's biggest losers. See, this is why we can't even begin to imagine what it's like. We aren't pretentious boowhards addcited to social media filled to the gills with narcicism. All this steps Mike took to get to this point, and he's now posting here directly... It's unimaginable
His name didn't show up in any shamrock races. Surprise surprise. Maybe he shot the timer.
flnlsher medal wrote:
His name didn't show up in any shamrock races. Surprise surprise. Maybe he shot the timer.
He is too ashamed by his own name so there is a very good chance that he registered under another name, perhaps even as the trans-runner he identifies with since we know his fetish for Latina women.
awesome
Hey Mike - I ran the NYC half today. You'd be interested to know I didn't see too many timing mats but the course was closed to vehicular traffic.
Inconvenient Truth wrote:
flnlsher medal wrote:His name didn't show up in any shamrock races. Surprise surprise. Maybe he shot the timer.
He is too ashamed by his own name so there is a very good chance that he registered under another name, perhaps even as the trans-runner he identifies with since we know his fetish for Latina women.
Unless Barb McKeever was the RD, would this not automatically DQ him?
I am honestly a little disappointed he didn't run with his Best Bud Bart today.
Imagine this is the high point of your life, your career zenith:
http://i.imgur.com/8MrE4tw.jpg?1
And now this is your life:
Guess maybe being a cheater was a step up for our hero. Next thing we know he'll claim to be a double-naught spy.
Next thing you know he'll pull a Bruce Jenner
BenF wrote:
Imagine this is the high point of your life, your career zenith:
http://i.imgur.com/8MrE4tw.jpg?1And now this is your life:
http://patch.com/pennsylvania/warminster/s/fhqxs/abington-man-who-allegedly-cheated-his-way-into-boston-marathon-becoming-legendGuess maybe being a cheater was a step up for our hero. Next thing we know he'll claim to be a double-naught spy.
TroLLminator wrote:
Next thing you know he'll pull a Bruce Jenner
BenF wrote:Imagine this is the high point of your life, your career zenith:
http://i.imgur.com/8MrE4tw.jpg?1And now this is your life:
http://patch.com/pennsylvania/warminster/s/fhqxs/abington-man-who-allegedly-cheated-his-way-into-boston-marathon-becoming-legendGuess maybe being a cheater was a step up for our hero. Next thing we know he'll claim to be a double-naught spy.
If only. Not that there's anything wrong with that...
TroLLminator wrote:
Next thing you know he'll pull a Bruce Jenner
BenF wrote:Imagine this is the high point of your life, your career zenith:
http://i.imgur.com/8MrE4tw.jpg?1And now this is your life:
http://patch.com/pennsylvania/warminster/s/fhqxs/abington-man-who-allegedly-cheated-his-way-into-boston-marathon-becoming-legendGuess maybe being a cheater was a step up for our hero. Next thing we know he'll claim to be a double-naught spy.
He actually has taken the first step to pulling a Bruce Jenner.