Did Mike Rossi (viral marathon dad) cheat his way into Boston?

No one thinks or wants you to be miserable. I can't imagine how you aren't but that is part of the fuel that keeps this thread running. Btw I am not Ken. You know me, you see me often but I am not him. Btw only you can make fun of someone for enjoying Saturday evenings out with friends or family. I hate working weekends and holidays as most other sane people do. To each his own.

Mike Rossi - let's be clear. You are Tom Brady Fan, among other screen name personas here. So no need to talk in the third person anymore.

If your life was so great, or for that matter just good or normal, you would not need to come here and feel the need to defend yourself in the third person, using multiple screen names, make countless fake twitter handles (trying to attack Cecily Tynan - she just bitch slaps your ass every time), lie, attack, and try to justify your existence.

In addition, so you locked your Twitter account. I and others are followers so locking your tween machine is no big deal. Quite honestly, many of your followers are spam bots or porno babes, or haven't been active in quite some time. More importantly, your other followers don't comment, retweet or like anything you post. They are like the rubberneckers, there to just watch the car wreck or white trash implode, which you have not disappointed. Hey by the way, what's your snapchat name? Certainly a tween such as yourself is snapping.

So if "he" is not miserable, why is "he" here posting trying to control and direct (or misdirect) The message and dialogue? In case you are confused as its readily apparent you have very little in the way of reading comprehension abilities, "he" is you.

Tom Brady Fan wrote:

No, I am taunting you about your job.

How exactly? Ask yourself how likely it is that you would guess the job of a random person ?

ExpertKipWatcher wrote:

Tom Brady Fan wrote:

No, I am taunting you about your job.

How exactly? Ask yourself how likely it is that you would guess the job of a random person ?

You have asked Mike to ask himself an honest question. While Mike has demonstrated the ability to have a conversation with himself, he is incapable of giving truthful answers or being able to be introspective.

Inconvenient Truth wrote:

You have asked Mike to ask himself an honest question. While Mike has demonstrated the ability to have a conversation with himself, he is incapable of giving truthful answers or being able to be introspective.

Good point - Mike - Ask yourself - how likely is it that you ran 3:11 at Via or ran at all at Haddon Heights 5K

ExpertKipWatcher wrote:

Inconvenient Truth wrote:

You have asked Mike to ask himself an honest question. While Mike has demonstrated the ability to have a conversation with himself, he is incapable of giving truthful answers or being able to be introspective.

Good point - Mike - Ask yourself - how likely is it that you ran 3:11 at Via or ran at all at Haddon Heights 5K

Now that is the epitome of a rhetorical question.

ExpertKipWatcher wrote:

Good point - Mike - Ask yourself - how likely is it that you ran 3:11 at Via or ran at all at Haddon Heights 5K

He is utterly delusional and an evil person. Evil does exist in the world and he has chosen it. Sometimes you can't fix things, and he is unfixable and will do more evil.

TheDudeAbides wrote:

He is utterly delusional and an evil person. Evil does exist in the world and he has chosen it. Sometimes you can't fix things, and he is unfixable and will do more evil.

Wow look out murderers and chomos! You've got nothing on Mike Rossi!

#tweenlifedrama

Inconvenient Truth wrote:

Tom Brady Fan wrote:

It just kills you that Mike locked his Twitter account. This thread is all you have. "Experienced posters". LMAO. Do you use that title on your resume? I'm sure it will come in handy when you want to get out of McDonald's and move up to a better job, such as TGIFriday's. You trolls really think you have accomplished something, but in reality haven't done a dang thing. You have no clue about Mike or his life. You only fantasize that he is miserable, yet that couldn't be further from the truth. But you keep on living your dream. After all, this is the place where dreams become reality, no?

Mike Rossi - let's be clear. You are Tom Brady Fan, among other screen name personas here. So no need to talk in the third person anymore.

If your life was so great, or for that matter just good or normal, you would not need to come here and feel the need to defend yourself in the third person, using multiple screen names, make countless fake twitter handles (trying to attack Cecily Tynan - she just bitch slaps your ass every time), lie, attack, and try to justify your existence.

In addition, so you locked your Twitter account. I and others are followers so locking your tween machine is no big deal. Quite honestly, many of your followers are spam bots or porno babes, or haven't been active in quite some time. More importantly, your other followers don't comment, retweet or like anything you post. They are like the rubberneckers, there to just watch the car wreck or white trash implode, which you have not disappointed. Hey by the way, what's your snapchat name? Certainly a tween such as yourself is snapping.

So if "he" is not miserable, why is "he" here posting trying to control and direct (or misdirect) The message and dialogue?

He is not "defending" he is here mocking. He is thumbing his nose at all of his accusers because the thread failed to get a DQ.

ExpertKipWatcher wrote:

Inconvenient Truth wrote:

You have asked Mike to ask himself an honest question. While Mike has demonstrated the ability to have a conversation with himself, he is incapable of giving truthful answers or being able to be introspective.

Good point - Mike - Ask yourself - how likely is it that you ran 3:11 at Via or ran at all at Haddon Heights 5K

100%.

Michael Rossi wrote:

100%.

Like Rosie Ruiz

The original title of this thread opened the discussion of whether or not you cheated at Via to get to Boston. The DQ was not the issue at all . The issue of whether you cheated or not was proven well beyond a reasonable doubt as illustrated by the current thread title. Named a cheater everywhere from anonymous message boards to national publications and you spend time mocking 12 basement trolls.

Hi Cheater Mike! Bet you wish you could have rossied last year!

*** This too is Mike Rossi. Stop talking in the third person.

Despite the locked down Twitter and FB accounts, the public ridicule from the likes of Runner's World, Philly Magazine, Cecily Tynan and even Hal Higdon, Mike thinks he's winning. The early DQ would have been 100x better for this guy.

I am winning. I've got people willing to spend years talking about me. You people.

Michael Rossi wrote:

I am winning. I've got people willing to spend years talking about me. You people.

...and even more people, those closest to you in proximity and relationships, laughing and talking behind your back, some even right in front of you but you (hint hint) are too obtuse to see it or recognize it.

Inconvenient Truth wrote:

Michael Rossi wrote:

I am winning. I've got people willing to spend years talking about me. You people.

...and even more people, those closest to you in proximity and relationships, laughing and talking behind your back, some even right in front of you but you (hint hint) are too obtuse to see it or recognize it.

Stop being jealous.

Michael Rossi wrote:

I am winning. I've got people willing to spend years talking about me. You people.

If that's your idea of winning, you sir are a champion. Here's an idea, you should run a couple of local races. The chatter will explode and you will win even more.