Did Mike Rossi (viral marathon dad) cheat his way into Boston?

jwem wrote:

Bad news, Mike - everyone already sees through it all. Your whole life is like a comb over, living a bad illusion only you believe in - thinking you're the only one who thinks people can't tell you're bald. Sorry, they all know.

Is he delusional to believe no one sees this or incapable of understanding? It would be like telling the brojos they are the stupid ones for not believing he had a 'race of a lifetime' in spite of NOT being a lifetime runner. (But for McKeever to believe this is quite a feat!)

$200,000 of put-up-or-STFU and he can't do it. Idiot.

No, I'm Ken remember... Mike is below Ken's level, which is why he sees him as a threat.

And thanks for this gem!

Your whole life is like a comb over, living a bad illusion only you believe in - thinking you're the only one who thinks people can't tell you're bald. Sorry, they all know.

It's actually not that complicated Mike - it's just the $20k income you earned as a part time wedding DJ. It's on Form 1099-Misc, since you're probably not even employed by the DJ company.

IanMacFurigh wrote:

I gotta go guys, be back in a few hours. Getting my taxes done today. This'll be like getting a root canal with no novocaine.

I wish I had as many defendants, oops I meant DEPENDANTS to claim as Ken has names on here,

L8tr "Gay"-tors !

brogan1 wrote:

For me what sticks out the most is his absence from the 2016 Broad Street Run (he can still get in on a bib transfer). Broad Street is a big deal in Philly. America's largest 10 miler, 40,000+ runners, and great crowd support along the whole way. Great tailgating afterward too. Mike has run every year since he began running so it is obviously a big to him too. He is only skipping the race because he is ashamed to be near that many runners, especially Philly runners who are more likely to recognize him.

The water stops at Mile 1 and Mile 9 are right at SEPTA Stations, so he could easily run one mile [with his bib/chip covered] hop on a train, and emerge within a mile from the finish, ditch his jacket, then just jog it in

Except for a few things:

1) There are Rossi Mats all along the course [Start, 5K, 5M, 10K, finish]

2) Cameras, cameras, everywhere

3) His math skills aren't that great, as we learned on Thanksgiving

You're doubting his ability to run a 33 minute 10 mile race? Broad Street is downhill.

EZPass Mike wrote:

ou're doubting his ability to run a 33 minute 10 mile race? Broad Street is downhill.

Net, it's downhill, but it's a BUMPY downhill

The Subway, however, is nice & smooth

TroLLminator wrote:

No, I'm Ken remember...

Did your mother-in-law the journalist lay your clothes out for court this week fat ass?

At this point he may be able to go the mule route, obviously there are some stupid followers who might even suggest it. End justifying the means and all that.

RydalResident wrote

Mike, you need to show your face in order to say it to your face. I'm a neighbor and you are in hiding, not that I blame you, we are all laughing and talking about you and yours. But if and when you want to show your face or "run" a race again, be sure to bring those pictures you claim that you have and that you claimed and stated in an email were given to you by the VIA Committee from pictures that "didn't make the cut." But the problem is that the photography company said ALL pictures were placed online. Sooooo....time to show what you got.

Mike's not hiding at all. You're kidding yourself. If you were one of his FB friends you you'd see he is very active at school, runs penny pack trail 3-4 times a week enjoys dinner out at all the local establishments around town.

Are you really A Rydal neighbor/ resident because you'd see he's not hiding.

And for anyone out there who thinks I'm Mike, ask Rojo to trace my IP address and you'll all see I live nowhere near Mike or his area.

Facebook friends? How old are you? You sound like a 50 yr old tween

Hi Ken, don't get too mouthy in court. It's yes your honor, no your honor.

It's good to see ya back Mikey!

Very much a resident. Very convenient of you to avoid the lies that abingtonrunner established quite some time ago regarding Mike Rossi's lies about his phantom photographs.

Hey little man,

Please share your methods for not being trolled. You are THE trollinator after all.

Oh wait, a cursory search of your posts over the last 2 days provided the following time stamps:

3/1/2016 2:30PM 

3/1/2016 3:11PM

3/1/2016 3:16PM 

3/1/2016 3:30PM

3/1/2016 3:47PM

3/1/2016 4:04PM

3/1/2016 4:37PM

3/1/2016 7:10PM

3/1/2016 9:14PM

3/1/2016 11:59PM

3/2/2016 9:07AM

3/2/2016 9:12AM

3/2/2016 11:59AM

3/2/2016 12:04PM

3/2/2016 1:44PM

3/2/2016 6:14PM

3/2/2016 8:42PM

3/2/2016 8:53PM

3/2/2016 8:55PM

3/2/2016 9:01PM 

3/3/2016 7:04AM

3/3/2016 8:02AM 

3/3/2016 8:04AM

3/3/2016 8:07AM

3/3/2016 8:15AM

3/3/2016 11:03AM

3/3/2016 11:06AM

3/3/2016 12:32PM

Wow.

You're VERY invested in this whole thing. Much more than anybody else. Even Ken.

Maybe you should work on not being trolled so that you can dedicate more time to angry wank sessions staring at Rossi's twitter profile photos.

TroLLminator wrote:

It's actually not that complicated Mike - it's just the $20k income you earned as a part time wedding DJ. It's on Form 1099-Misc, since you're probably not even employed by the DJ company.

IanMacFurigh wrote:

I gotta go guys, be back in a few hours. Getting my taxes done today. This'll be like getting a root canal with no novocaine.

I wish I had as many defendants, oops I meant DEPENDANTS to claim as Ken has names on here,

L8tr "Gay"-tors !

Thanks for the tax advice Ken, however I'm not Mike. Look up my IP address if you don't believe me.

And I make way more than $20,000, funny how that's the same amount you're going to have to cough up to the AG.

Yo Mikey, when are you going to announce the $200k challenge acceptance?

Thought so. Deception becomes you.

The IP address comes up at a mobile home park near Myrtle Beach. Nice try. And no one , and I mean not one person , sees him anywhere anymore. You live out of the area so keep scanning Facebook posts for his current activities. He has always been on the level with his followers.

No Shortcuts wrote:

IanMacFurigh wrote:

I want to create 50 pages of you and me arguing.

Go for it. For the last few days, you've done nothing but write post after post with the following printed just above...

"RE: Mike Rossi, Philly's biggest loser of 2015, is a liar & marathon cheater"

Another few thousand reminders of Mike's awesomeness wouldn't hurt.

And you Ken decided to change your Twitter to my name. How funny is that? You now identify yourself as what you say I am. Congratulations!

Maybe the boys here on the board will start a gofundme account for your fine.

Flnlsher Medal wrote:

The IP address comes up at a mobile home park near Myrtle Beach. Nice try. And no one , and I mean not one person , sees him anywhere anymore. You live out of the area so keep scanning Facebook posts for his current activities. He has always been on the level with his followers.

If that's what your sleuthing skills came up with for where I am no wonder your "evidence of Mike's cheating failed miserably hahahahahhahahahah