Look everybody, Mike changed his profile pic to show us all he is happier than ever. Yet the number of new mysterious Mike supporters keeps growing. If only he had as many hair follicles, he could have made it like Ripa.
Mike, you are not even fooling yourself anymore. The countless articles, the offer, and of course the biggest Philly loser prize have cemented you as one of the GOAT internet losers. Remember, this is everything you ever wanted. You're happier than ever, the family is as tight as it's ever been, and look you, just a complete success! Id love to buy you a PBR!