Mike must be dying inside with his protected Twitter account. It's a big dilemma, he's gone into a hole but the PR he desperately needs for business and his ego is shut down too. Only he can stop the bleeding. Come on Mike, you know you want to... Since you're "above" all this anyway why don't you stop being scared and open it up again. I though #lifeisgood ?
You should know that people invested in this thread as much as you invested in your lies. #cowboyhats