A gold medal at the 2004 Olympics
A gold medal at the 2004 Olympics
One is a CHOKER.
A world record.
One's a cunning runt....
Gatlin took some dope, Paula took A LOT of dope?
DC Area Runner wrote:
Gatlin took some dope, Paula took A LOT of dope?
This is a very unwitty circle jerk even by LRC standards.
what's the difference between us? we can start with the penis.
One is male
One is female
One is American
One is British
One is of African descent
One is of European descent
One has never been pregnant
One has birthed children
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DC Area Runner wrote:
Gatlin took some dope, Paula took A LOT of dope?
That too
they're both punkassbitch cheating dopers
gatlin has pretty nice teeth, paula has a gob full of rotten teeth
gatlin speaks English, sort of. paula, not so much
One of them does not poop on roads.
One used PEDs to run a time equal to the WR before being busted for drugs.
The other used PEDS to run two WRs in "open" races and two WRs in "mixed" races--ones in which runner without penises compete at the same time as runners with penises. The PEDs this runner used, however. contained a special cloaking device which protected her from what Ice Cube once called "tha Police"--AKA, people in lab coats with jars and stopper tops.
One is a proven cheater. The other is a proven non-cheater.
a few to get you started wrote:
One is of African descent
One is of European descent
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We are all of African descent.
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