If you are stranded on a deserted island and can grow five things, what should they be?

1. Weed

2. Hops

3. Corn

4. Boat parts

5. Hot, horny women

I actually thought about whether weed would be a good choice. It is a rather innocous drug and would make for a better time over the long haul. It is also a lot easier to get high off than trying to brew beer.

Spaghetti

Tomatoes

Garlic

Basil

A touch of oregano

Garlic isn't a bad choice. Not sure why you would grow the grains to make sphaghetti when there are other grains that are healthier and easier to produce.

You really need two herbs for your pasta?

Wheat

Potatoes

Carrots

Apples

Soy bean

(1) Oreos

(2) Haagen Daz White Chocolate Raspberry Truffle ice cream

(3) Stouffer's Frozen Lasagna

(4) Freezer

(5) Oven

Ration-al wrote:

Wheat

Potatoes

Carrots

Apples

Soy bean

No nuts? Nothing to provide oil?

Mundus Vult wrote:

Ration-al wrote:

Wheat

Potatoes

Carrots

Apples

Soy bean

No nuts? Nothing to provide oil?

Ummm...ever heard of soybean oil?

Five Thing Man wrote:

(1) Oreos

(2) Haagen Daz White Chocolate Raspberry Truffle ice cream

(3) Stouffer's Frozen Lasagna

(4) Freezer

(5) Oven

Why didn't you just say: "Hey everybody, look at me!! I am so funny and don't want to play by your rules! Look how hilarious I am"?

Ummm Man wrote:

Ummm...ever heard of soybean oil?

Yes but it is extracted from the seeds not the finished bean. That takes a lot more processing than olive oil.

Migrant farm workers.

Lentils

Leafy green plant or tree

A berry bush

Marijuana

Psilocybin

Although for the sake of greater nutrition--more fruits and vegetables and fat/oil seeds I may have to give up the two psychoactives.

The five may not exclude other things. You would almost always have a circumstance with trees and fauna having edible leaves. It wouldn't make sense otherwise and still have good soil. A knowledgable botanist would know some trees or plants that kill many birds with one stone: nutritious fruit, nutritious leaves, nutritious roots, medicinal or nutritious bark and stems etc, and/or fatty seeds.

1.coconut pie

2. Cows

3. Apples

4. LSD

5. Whiskey

What about coc***s? I hadn't thought of those until now.

Mundus Vult wrote:

What about coc***s? I hadn't thought of those until now.

Huh? What three letters are those?

Anyway actually it would probably be a good idea to have a natural painkiller and even better to have some medical skills to go with it. If you get in some physical trauma or illness there won't be EMTs or hospitals to help, so opium poppies would be the quickest answer.

coco n u t s. Apparently, "nuts" is a bad work on letsrun. You get milk, oil, sugar, butter, etc.

Opium is a good choice. Aloe is another thing I hadn't thought of.

Mundus Vult wrote:

I actually thought about whether weed would be a good choice. It is a rather innocous drug and would make for a better time over the long haul. It is also a lot easier to get high off than trying to brew beer.

Perhaps if the rest of the crops required no maintenance at all.

Everyone knows that potheads have no ambition and drive.

I doubt the average pothead could even summon the will to grow pot.

Mundus Vult wrote:

Five Thing Man wrote:

(1) Oreos

(2) Haagen Daz White Chocolate Raspberry Truffle ice cream

(3) Stouffer's Frozen Lasagna

(4) Freezer

(5) Oven

Why didn't you just say: "Hey everybody, look at me!! I am so funny and don't want to play by your rules! Look how hilarious I am"?

He probably didn't say that because it's not funny, whereas his own post had a small, but measurable, chuckle factor.

Obvy wrote:

He probably didn't say that because it's not funny, whereas his own post had a small, but measurable, chuckle factor.

You need to grow a big fat bush of sarcasm detectors.