Centro Has Valentine's Day Advice for all the LRC Dudes

Little Centro doesn't have a steady GF. As a typical nerdy runner, he has no clue about women.

GFless, In this case Centro is correct.

Correct about what? That he has no clue? "Worry about it" means nothing.

So, what wonderful plan does Centro have lined up for Valentines day?

Centro can probably have the run of the chicks. Besides, I thought he was with Roesler? Is he still hittin that?

Centro is correct. They say they don't care because they want to be cool but they definitely do. And even if it doesn't bother them, girls would be happier if you were thoughtful and did something

LetsRun.com wrote:

On second thought, no one on LRC has a girlfriend right?

You're right about that.

Centro is a girl expert? A woman expert, nope.

Whether or not Centro is any good with the ladies, he is correct.

Women never say what they mean, and are intensely hurt if not given something on a special occasion.

he's absolutely right. and you better not have the presents at the last minute. there's every chance that as soon as they wake up in the morning, they're going to be expecting them then. if you say otherwise, you know nothing about women.

I usually take "don't get me anything" to mean get something small but meaningful.

In our sport seemed the girls didn't pay much attention to my monkey butt. They wanted the big football star and basketball dudes. As soon as I started winning though, big change occurred. Then the school records then a state record and heading to nationals...then all the girls wanted to talk to moi. By then I didn't have much time because of training. Maybe Ashton knows what he is saying! So does Centro of course.

Little Centro doesn't have a steady GF. As a typical nerdy runner, he has no clue about women.[/quote]

Can we make people register for the message board so we can keep idiots off of it?

I'm so tired of losers bashing and judging people from the comfort of their mothers basement.

There- I just bashed and judged people anonymously- but in this case, I'm right!

Me: Hey [wife] - what do you want for Valentine's Day?

Her: Nothing.

Me: Seriously?

Her: Yes.

Me: If you mean that, then we'll skip it and do dinner sometime the coming weekend.

Her: Okay.

So I don't get her anything. She is a bit sad on Valentine's day (it was a Wednesday or Thursday if memory serves).

Me: What's wrong?

Her: Something would have been nice.

BANANAS.

Centro wears Air Jordans and slashed his throat at Natties in '11. He's probably been with a few women

What's up with the BroJo's tea-bagging Centrowitz all the time? They're always talking about how funny he is. He's not funny at all (I've read his Twitter feed), unless you're a frat-boy type who hangs around at keg parties, talking about how much you like ranch dressing or whatever. He's just getting the "jock benefit of the doubt" treatment, wherein anything that comes out of an athlete's mouth is treated as if it is 15X as interesting as it would be if a normal person said it.

Not only is Centro an intelligent runner, but he has good girl smarts as well.

Perhaps he was coached well by his dad in that department, too. When he used to speak at Track Town Tuesdays in Eugene, he often alluded to girls joining "Centro Nation". All of us old folks got a good laugh, as did the women.

To those criticizing Matt, lighten up a bit and have some fun.

bruce3404 wrote:

Not only is Centro an intelligent runner, but he has good girl smarts as well.

Perhaps he was coached well by his dad in that department, too. When he used to speak at Track Town Tuesdays in Eugene, he often alluded to girls joining "Centro Nation". All of us old folks got a good laugh, as did the women.

To those criticizing Matt, lighten up a bit and have some fun.

I don't get it. Call me humor-impaired. What's funny about saying that girls should join "Centro Nation"? Seriously - let's say you'd never heard that, and you happened to hear some random guy whose last name was Taylor talking about girls joining "Taylor Nation". Would that have been funny? Worthy of mention on a message board? Of course not. It's just that you worship celebrity so much, you give them credit for a level of humorousness that isn't really there?

You: "Oh Matt, you're crackin' me up brah, 'Centro Nation'!! High Five, Dudeski! By the way, can I have your autograph? Can't wait 'til you write an autobiography - I bet there'll be some effin' crazy stories in there!! GO DUCKS!!"

Centro's not overly talky but he got in a few words in that talk with salazar, cain, and rupp, and was more articulate than any of them and certainly much more self-possessed.