Help me understand the American tradition of tailgating.

I don't think you get fatter in one day.

Many young people tailgate many times over a season without gaining a pound.

yes, you get drunker as the day goes on.

Like spending time in a pub.

Planer wrote:

If I understand, you sit in a parking lot for many hours, eating horrible, fatty foods, yes? You voluntarily get fatter and drunker as they days wears on?

Your wrong. Tailgating occurs when a car is driving very, very close to the carr in front of them. This typically occurs in the left lane of a two lane road when the trailing car is late for an important engagement. Oft times the trailing vehicle will honk their horn and make obscene gesture toward the slow car. In rare instances the drivers will get in a firearms duel.

Thank you! Do the drivers of these cars also have to be drunk?

Serum triglycerides dropping below 500 mg/dL can induce tailgating.

Planer wrote:

Thank you! Do the drivers of these cars also have to be drunk?

Iit is customary, but perhaps not required, to drink beer and eat grilled food while tailgating.

Planer wrote:

Thank you! Do the drivers of these cars also have to be drunk?

They don't have to be drunk, but often this is the case. A little tap of the bumper never really hurt anybody so do not be scared to use this tool from you arsenal.

Planer wrote:

If I understand, you sit in a parking lot for many hours, eating horrible, fatty foods, yes? You voluntarily get fatter and drunker as they days wears on?

This is basically it. Sometimes we also play cornhole for exercise.

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Planer wrote:

Thank you! Do the drivers of these cars also have to be drunk?

They don't have to be drunk, but often this is the case. A little tap of the bumper never really hurt anybody so do not be scared to use this tool from you arsenal.

Sure about that?

Planer wrote:

If I understand, you sit in a parking lot for many hours, eating horrible, fatty foods, yes? You voluntarily get fatter and drunker as they days wears on?

Almost

You also watch hot young chicks and old chicks who used to be hot strut by as you lick your fingers clean of hot wing and barbecue sauce.

Maybe they have something like it in England if you can imagine it with women with nice teeth

Bruce Jenner driver wrote:

here's the answer wrote:

They don't have to be drunk, but often this is the case. A little tap of the bumper never really hurt anybody so do not be scared to use this tool from you arsenal.

Sure about that?

Being a self-schooled expert in the area of tailgating I am completely sure of my advice. If you are the tailgater a little bump/rub of the slow douche in front of you is often advised. If you are the one being tailgated you should just stomp on the brake to initiate contact, then get out of your car and commence to beating the tailgater's ass. THESE are the proven tailgating solutions, don't listen to the weak doubters!!

Planer wrote:

If I understand, you sit in a parking lot for many hours, eating horrible, fatty foods, yes? You voluntarily get fatter and drunker as they day wears on?

Yes, some people will actually take a few hours a month to enjoy the company of friends and not worry about their diet.

Which part of this is confusing to you? We're happy to explain further.

Tailgating- is the activity of getting drunk in the parking lot before athletic contests in an effort to avoid the high cost of alcohol inside the stadium.

The alcohol also helps you to forget that your life is so pathetic that you are choosing to watching grown men play grabass on your day off.