I was running in central park the other day when a snowball sailed a few inches over my head. I ended up just continuing on with my workout without even turning around. I then started to wonder if there would have been a better response, but I was too far away before I could think of anything.
Do you turn around to try to identify the culprit?
Do you respond in any way?
Does it matter who the culprit is (size, sex, etc.)
Does it matter if it was a hit or a miss?
Grow up.
I would have run away immediately.
1. Stop
2. Pickup the snowball (shouldn't be too hard if it hit you, maybe have to walk a few steps to find it if it missed)
3. Make eye contact with the thrower
4. While maintaining eye contact, pull out your dick and piss in the snowball (this will obviously melt off a good chunk of it but don't worry if it starts dripping, maintaining eye contact is the key here)
5. Put your dick back in your pants
6. Assuming the perpetrator has stayed there and watched all this, chuck that piss-soaked glob of slush back at them.
7. Start your watch and continue running
How do you pick up a snowball that hut you?
hit
Appropriate Response wrote:
1. Stop
2. Pickup the snowball (shouldn't be too hard if it hit you, maybe have to walk a few steps to find it if it missed)
3. Make eye contact with the thrower
4. While maintaining eye contact, pull out your dick and piss in the snowball (this will obviously melt off a good chunk of it but don't worry if it starts dripping, maintaining eye contact is the key here)
5. Put your dick back in your pants
6. Assuming the perpetrator has stayed there and watched all this, chuck that piss-soaked glob of slush back at them.
7. Start your watch and continue running
Sounds like the right thing to do. I sit when I pee though. Hope that doesn't matter.
cry, of course
Find a chunk of ice and return the favor irrespective of the size, sex and age of the culprit.
cower in fear while yelling "sorry, sorry!" to everyone in the near vicinity
One handed catch, turn with a hearty gobble gobble...
are you carrying a firearm?
No fun. Just my IPhone and earbuds.
I always throw one back
5k = 13:54
One handed catch, turn with a hearty gobble gobble...
I had a similar experience in high school. I was nearing the end of a 6 mile loop on a snow day in Washington State when out of nowhere these sophomore kids come out of the woods and pelt me with snow balls, Yeah, they got me good. So i started hightailing it of there when I saw a buddy of mine on his lawn a few yards across the street. I ran on to his property and he told me he had been in a snowball fight with these sophs all morning - but they were too far apart to make contact. I told him I could fix that, and grabbed an apple from a tree in his yard (this is Washington) and I packed the apple with snow around it until it was ice. Then I chucked the ice-apple as hard as I could, and best throw of my life, I nailed one of those little sophomores right between the eyes. That kid went down like a $2 whore. Paybacks are a bitch.
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