My cat nailed a squirrel today!

Congratulations!

My cats can't even open a can.

Please don't tell us about your cat's sexual conquests.

Did it have a little cat rubber on?

When I moved into my house the neighbor used to let her many cats roam free into my yard. I have bird feeders and baths and the cats took their toll. I asked her to keep them indoors but she said that's what cats do.

So for a few days I let my lab and two German shorthairs roam the yard instead of the kennels. A few days after that some missing cat posters went up and I never saw a kitty in my yard again. Not sure what happened, but those cats probably underestimated how fast a shorthair can run. Or maybe the lab, he's a stone killer.

"Please don't tell us about your cat's sexual conquests."

It was likely a boy cat - boy squirrel adventure. Little details like this are best left silent by OP trolls'.

I don't believe your troll story at all, but nice try. Outdoor cats are pretty wary and careful. (Indoor cats are a different story.)

But if your dog ever took on a cat even close to its size your dog would be dead.

One of the truly great hunters are bobcats. They weigh about 20 pounds and take raccoons, deer, domestic sheep. Check some of the videos of bobcats. They will face down a python outweighing it by 60 pounds.

Python versus bobcat faceoff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzUDb52GVr4

Jake from State Farm wrote:

I don't believe your troll story at all, but nice try. Outdoor cats are pretty wary and careful. (Indoor cats are a different story.)

But if your dog ever took on a cat even close to its size your dog would be dead.

One of the truly great hunters are bobcats. They weigh about 20 pounds and take raccoons, deer, domestic sheep. Check some of the videos of bobcats. They will face down a python outweighing it by 60 pounds.

Outdoor feral cats live to be about 3. Indoor cats about 20. An outside cat is as close to a bobcat as a chihuahua is to a wolf.

Fortunately for my dogs domestic cats don't weigh 70lbs.

My cat sleeps indoors but likes to be outside during the day.I think I found a VIDEO OF YOUR DOG: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftIRIPcsqxo

other side wrote:

Jake from State Farm wrote:

I don't believe your troll story at all, but nice try. Outdoor cats are pretty wary and careful. (Indoor cats are a different story.)

But if your dog ever took on a cat even close to its size your dog would be dead.

One of the truly great hunters are bobcats. They weigh about 20 pounds and take raccoons, deer, domestic sheep. Check some of the videos of bobcats. They will face down a python outweighing it by 60 pounds.

Outdoor feral cats live to be about 3. Indoor cats about 20. An outside cat is as close to a bobcat as a chihuahua is to a wolf.

Fortunately for my dogs domestic cats don't weigh 70lbs.

Cool video of cat saving kid from dog but I had seen it on the news.

The python video was intense. If that snake was hungry that cat would have been in trouble.

Actually the bobcat was in no danger. A python could easily kill a bobcat if it surprised the cat and latched on, but there is no way it would be fast enough to be a danger when the cat sees it. The bobcat knew that it was too fast for the snake and wasn't looking to run away. It was more annoyed by the giant python.Here's an example of cat reflexes when dealing with a fast snake strike. This is just a common not very fierce looking house cat.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptJpLivNyoE

Ward wrote:

The python video was intense. If that snake was hungry that cat would have been in trouble.

Kitty wins over snake. Snake becomes lunch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YIPcb8jqc8

Cats as pound for pound champs?!? Phhhhfffttttt!!! More like pound for pound pussies!

I'll see your cat and raise you a honey badger.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iksnk1YVkac

Enjoy

Cats kill million of birds.

I always put out milk with tylenol and antifreeze as treats for them.

Jake from State Farm wrote:

I think dogs are great for females, but for guys who admire a top predator with great physical gifts, cats are best. Pound for pound no domestic and few wild animals can match them.

Cats are the best mammal. But pound for pound, spiders are waaaay beyond anything else on earth. They've been perfecting their skills since the Carboniferous.

runbler wrote:

Cats kill million of birds.

Urban/suburban birds that exist only because of all the morons who constantly feed them. Big deal.

Leave the cities and see how many songbirds there are. Cats are doing nature a favor by culling the urban flock.

Bad Wigins wrote:

Cats are the best mammal. But pound for pound, spiders are waaaay beyond anything else on earth. They've been perfecting their skills since the Carboniferous.

Good lord you are stupid. Pound for pound ameobae make spiders look like road kill.

Bad Wigins wrote:

runbler wrote:

Cats kill million of birds.

Urban/suburban birds that exist only because of all the morons who constantly feed them. Big deal.

Leave the cities and see how many songbirds there are. Cats are doing nature a favor by culling the urban flock.

Are you really that stupid or is this some sort of act.

Go visit some of the abandoned sections of Detroit some time (I have). You'll see more songbirds than you'll know how to count (assuming you would even recognize a songbird if it hit you in the face).