My girlfriend of 3 years just dumped me. I want to make some changes in my life and also how I'm perceived by others. I'd really like a good, full beard to be part of my image going forward. Unfortunately, I can't grow a good beard. It comes in patchy and doesn't connect. Is there any way I can grow a better beard? Any tricks or foods to eat?
Invent a time machine. Go back in time. Make sure your mother gets pregnant by a really hairy dude.
Granted, if your father can grow a beard, you might just have to find a different mother.
Don't trim it or shave at all for a month. At that time, feel free to clean it up along the neckline and trim a little.
Just do things that increase testosterone and make you more manly. Heavy lifting, eating more salmon and meat, olive oil, not giving a fck, etc. Get good sleep. My beard growth has improved over the past few months due to some of this (besides the good sleep). Then again, I'm 22.5 years old so maybe I'm still maturing.
Externally, I bet you could use things like light dying or daily application of olive oil/product to increase the perceived thickness. Men have been doing this for thousands of years. Luckily (a good beard is pretty awesome) and unluckily (shaving almost every day when I'm in a professional environment is kind of annoying and irritating to the skin), I don't have to do this.
So, you've decided to jump on the bandwagon.
Stop shaving.
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