If you bought a vitamin water thinking it was an energy drink, you might be a fvcking retard.
Even if you bought an energy drink thinking it was an energy drink, you're still pretty dumb. They're just expensive caffeine.
Yes to both above.
Vitamin water is $0.05 worth of vitamins mixed with a ton of corn syrup and artificial coloring.
Gatorade is the above with a fewer electrolytes than a piece of fruit.
Energy drinks are caffeine and sugar with no nutritional value whatsoever.
There is neither corn syrup nor anything artificial in Vitamin Water.