Good luck to Ghola (BAA Half), Lakerunner (Chicago Marathon), and anybody else racing today!
Goal: Stay healthy and run with joy
Goal Race: Philly Marathon (11/23)
Goal Time: sub-2:50
Age: 36, h/w: 5’11”, 165 lbs.
Marathon Training Week 12 of 18
M – Rest.
T – 7.5mi (7:54). Strides.
W – 12mi (1:25:42), including 4x1.5mi (6:10/mi avg) w/.5mi recovery jogs (4:06/avg)
Splits: 9:17 14 17 15
Th – 7mi (8:09)
F – 10mi hilly (7:57)
Sa – 15.5mi (1:50:31), as 5.5mi E, 9mi MP tempo 6:24/avg, 1mi E
Splits: 6:31 24 26 25 26 22 19 28 17
Su – 10mi (8:30)
Weekly Total: 62 miles
YTD Total: 1,994 miles
So I will add my bit of comic relief to the thread this week. Feel free to skip this story if you like – it’s not quite Bonham territory, but it’s close.
For anybody that follows my training, you know I am a creature of habit. I try to eat the same breakfast on long run days as I do race day, I drink out of the same "good luck" coffee mug, I wear the same "good luck" race shorts, I practice taking gels/Gatorade/etc. I try to prepare for all situations. Well Saturday it was pouring rain, which itself wasn't all bad, although it was a cold, drenching rain not a warm, peaceful rain (if that makes sense).
The problem was with my "good luck" shorts. I like this particular pair of shorts because it has pockets in the back where I can stash my gels. But I have had the shorts for so long that the drawstring finally broke the other day. I didn't think much of it at that time because they still fit well and I rarely use the drawstring - in fact I wore them for Wednesday night's interval workout just fine.
But Saturday it was pouring rain. Which made my shorts wet. And heavy. And therefore not only NOT good for storing the weight of gels, but NOT good for simply wearing without a drawstring, because gravity kept wanting to pull them down every 10 seconds or so. I made it through the warmup okay because the rain up to that point was fairly light. But wouldn't you know as soon as I start running fast, the rain comes down faster, the shorts get heavier and man what a fiasco! I am trying to focus on running a consistent honest pace, but I am more focused on keeping more shorts up than I am on running fast. Compounding the issue is that I step in 2 or 3 large puddles of water in the dark so I am completely soaked head to foot.
Five miles into the tempo, I can feel both of my legs starting to cramp - not so much from the effort of the pace, but from the joint action of bending down to pull up my shorts while simultaneously pumping my legs forward while running. Every time I try to relax my muscles to head off the cramping, my shorts just fall that much faster.
Six miles into the tempo, I have had enough of this nonsense and say to hell with it and promptly give myself the biggest wedgie I can muster. Instantly, I feel the cramping subside as my muscles relax, and now instead of having to pull my shorts up every 10 seconds or say they stay up for about 2-3 minutes periods of time before I have to self-wedge again. But after a mile of that, I experience godawful chafing on my inner thighs from wet, wedgied shorts rubbing against my legs. So the 8th mile of the tempo was slower not because I was slowing down from running, but because I was trying to give myself a wedgie and relieve the pressure of my shorts off my inner thighs at the same time and it just wasn't happening.
With a mile to go, I really said to hell with it and just put my foot on the pedal so I could promptly finish and be done with everything. With a half mile to go, I passed a couple of young women out for their morning walk who must have been looking on in horror at my circumstance - soaked runner from head to foot, huffing and puffing, with an unnatural wedgie trying to adjust his shorts. Who knows what they actually saw or not, I could care less anyway.
I finally finish the tempo, jog an easy mile, and then get back to my car so I can get out of my wet clothes. To put icing on the cake, wouldn't you know I got a nice set of raw nipples to match my thighs - I just wasn't aware of them up to that point because I was so focused on my shorts.
Looking back at this now it's all rather funny to think about. But it wasn't at the time. I guess it's better for these kinds of things to happen in Week 12 on a training run than on race day. Looks like I will be investing in some new "good luck" shorts WITH a working drawstring. :)
Hope everybody else had a great week.