Name that quote

Where's my burrito? Where's my burrito?

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.

Last exit to springfield (snore) got any more brain busters for me?

Dude that's an animal house quote. This thread is all about simpsons.

I don't know the original posters answer to the question, but this was always a favorite of mine:

Homer: "Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?

Wise elder: "Yes"

Homer: "Really?"

Wise elder: "Yes"

Homer: "you?"

wise elder: "yes"

Homer: "Well that was a bust, is he really the head of the kwik-e-mart?

doctor who else wrote:

I don't know the original posters answer to the question, but this was always a favorite of mine:

Homer: "Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?

Wise elder: "Yes"

Homer: "Really?"

Wise elder: "Yes"

Homer: "you?"

wise elder: "yes"

Homer: "Well that was a bust, is he really the head of the kwik-e-mart?

Homer and apu (even bigger snore). Does there exist a man or woman who can challenge me?

Dude, seriously you need to get a life outside of simpsons episodes quotes that are over 10 years old man. That show died a long time ago. Never the same and yet they still crank out stupid episodes to feed the cash cow. Ridiculous.

Spoken like a true A-hole. Dude you've got to realize that the simpsons were and still are some of the best entertainment out there to date. People still watch the show due to it's history and mass appeal. True fans still hold on for the ride. They remember what the show was and what it still can be.

I have a life, but I enjoy simpsons episodes, it's not like there's this huge investment on my part. I love the show, watch and remember the episodes and thought it would be fun to see how I match up against other letsrun.comers. So, you sir, should get the life my friend and learn how to relax and have fun.

Yeah, another one bites the dust...

WTF is THAT supposed to mean?!

Well I don't know, but here's a good one.

Homer: "marge tell Bart to hurry up, his dinner is getting cold and eaten (as homer continues eating bart's dinner)

Gets me every time

Well I'm not one for quotes, but riddle me this...In the episode "Homer the smithers" Mr. burns still holds it against his mother for having an affair with which US president?

Well never been a simpsons fan, but Seinfield NOW we're talking!!

"his breath smelt of beer and pretzeled bread"

that one still gets me going haha

This thread is blowing up for no reason whatsoever.

Side note - Phoney McRing Ring best character ever.

"Sure, two numbers seems more reasonable, and I don't mind paying all the extra hidden fees, but how will I remember all those numbers?"

Homer: I will give up the civil war recreation society I so dearly love.

Bart: And I will take up smoking and give that up!

Homer: Good boy, that's a tough thing to have to go through. Here's a dollar.

Lisa: But he didn't DO anything!

Homer: Didn't he lisa, didn't he?

best ever, hands down. The end

Skinner: "hello simpson, I'm riding the bus today because Mother hid my car keys to punish me for talking to a woman on the phone. She was right to do it."

bump - this thread is amazing. NOT!! This has been done so many times before, it's ridiculous.