Why are older women so chatty and loud in the morning?

If you'd move out of your mom's basement, you wouldn't have to hear this every morning.

They have a happier life than you. Maybe you need to get out more?

shut up hens! wrote:

It's like the one starts off saying, "Did you see so-and-so died?" The next, "My son Johnny knows someone who did that too." Sad faces. Two minutes later they are cackling away. One is laughing and telling a story, the others break off into paired conversations, one with a distinct laugh laughing real loudly! The others start laughing and slapping the table.

"Ha Ha Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah"

cackle cackle cackle!

Ha ha ha! Brilliant!

I am so SMRT! wrote:

shut up hens! wrote:

It's like the one starts off saying, "Did you see so-and-so died?" The next, "My son Johnny knows someone who did that too." Sad faces. Two minutes later they are cackling away. One is laughing and telling a story, the others break off into paired conversations, one with a distinct laugh laughing real loudly! The others start laughing and slapping the table.

"Ha Ha Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah"

cackle cackle cackle!

Ha ha ha! Brilliant!

Sounds so like Oak Bay Ave. Starbucks @ 7:15 AM

Oh well.

T-Rex wrote:

Sounds so like Oak Bay Ave. Starbucks @ 7:15 AM

Oh well.

They all go in a circle, say their schpeal and tap the table with their finger tips when sharing a conspiracy theory or tragic local news story to share.

"Yeah I remember her"

"Oh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh"

"Oh my god how terrible"

"I feel sorry for the mother"

"She just lost her husband too"

"Pour soul"

two minutes later

"Then Kathy said to Joan the other day..." (there's always a Kathy and Joan)

"OH MY GOD I CAN't BELIEVE THAT"

"Ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

"I don't believe it for one second"

"Can you imagine"

"I will never go back!"

cackle cackle cackle

Then there's always an abrupt departure

"I have so much to do today"

referring to watering the tulips in the front yard, feeding the birds, going to the grocery store and reading the newspaper.

"me too"

"I have to get to the grocery store, there's a sale on crackers"

"You should try the store on main"

"Deli is to die for"

The hens finally went home!

Praise the lord!

Because their husbands ignore them.

R2D3 wrote:

Because their husbands ignore them.

Well that makes me feel bad. If the hens want to come back I'll go over and talk to them.

shut up hens! wrote:

R2D3 wrote:

Because their husbands ignore them.

Well that makes me feel bad. If the hens want to come back I'll go over and talk to them.

See, you'd make a terrible husband.

Younger women are a little drained in the morning from having their pelvis pounded all night by a young stud. older women, have more energy because they no longer have this problem.

Duh

R2D3 wrote:

Because their husbands ignore them.

Yes, see the op for the reason why.

Which came first; The cackle or the ignore?

Ooops wrote:

R2D3 wrote:

Because their husbands ignore them.

Yes, see the op for the reason why.

Which came first; The cackle or the ignore?

the infertile egg came first

40 is great but by 50 women are WEAK and brittle. 40>18>50

So, I act like an old woman according to you

Why do old guys hog the isles in grocery stores?

But was she chatty and loud in the morning?